abster😋

[Pree @diabolicalpree]

Me leaving work knowing I was on TikTok & eating snacks all day

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Y’all posting Spotify wrapped but won’t post your girlfriend

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

my bestie cannot do wrong in my eyes if she got 8 hoes I got 8 brothers in law

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

when someone asks me “how was work today”

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

i was born to slay but i’m forced to work

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

if u on my page looking for a clue here’s one

[not christa @inmysexyera]

exam 1? i’m still on the syllabus baby

[spicebae @spicebae_]

saw a post that said "mature love means recognizing your partner can't save or fix you because that was never their role" and i think so many people need to hear it.. it's no one's responsibility to fix you or heal you or make you happy but your own. unlearn that asap.

[The Bull @TheBullHouston]

RT if you want tickets to see @ParkerMcCollum on opening night at #RodeoHouston with a hotel stay and meet & greet passes

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

when u wake up and ur nose piercing is missing

[kie @criminalplaza]

people with astigmatisms driving past someone with LED headlights

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me texting my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

“bro I’m not even drunk”

me in the bathroom:

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Having a boyfriend is great because you always have someone to gossip to and he won't tell anyone because he wasn't listening in the first place.