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[abigailesplen @abigailesplen]

my favorite little kid in the world just told me that kstew in charlie’s angels reminds him of me and i’ve never felt more validated in my life 😹

[αlice ⚢ @__mel_o_died__]

me waiting for Paramore to upload at least 1% of the new era

[↯ @mxperfectlyfine]

there are few things in the universe stronger than a lesbians love for hayley williams

[abigailesplen @abigailesplen]

@andrognys DUDE IVE BEEN REWATCHING DEGRASSI FOR WEEKS

[abigailesplen @abigailesplen]

@andrognys big bet, i’m off saturday nights, all day sundays and mondays now!

[abigailesplen @abigailesplen]

@andrognys we should plan a trashy lindsay lohan movie night lolol

[abigailesplen @abigailesplen]

Lol took 4 years to find out, but youve always been a lying piece of shit

[lauv @lauvsongs]

there’s no pressure but i put so much on myself

[ems ☠︎ @wentzskis]

In 5th grade I use to argue with a kid about Naked Brothers Band being better than AC/DC. So here in 2021 I’d like to formally admit that Naked Brothers Band is 100% better than AD/DC.

[abigailesplen @abigailesplen]

i should not be allowed access to money while drinking 😅

[abigailesplen @abigailesplen]

i hate needing people 😑

[abigailesplen @abigailesplen]

also, people without chins scare me...

[abigailesplen @abigailesplen]

people without necks scare me...

[abigailesplen @abigailesplen]

psa: FUCK @UberEats. ordered $60 worth of food the other night. app said “preparing” & kept pushing the est delivery time back. called the restaurant to check on my order...THEY WERE CLOSED! now uber eats won’t return my money despite the restaurant being CLOSED #fuckubereats

[abigailesplen @abigailesplen]

okay...but like, watch selena + chef and tell me that you can’t see a resemblance between miley cyrus and selena gomez. PLEASE TELL ME IM WRONG I CANT STOP SEEING/HEARING IT

[ems ☠︎ @wentzskis]

Sleigh Bells walked so 100 Gecs could run.

[abigailesplen @abigailesplen]

@jade_promise Hot pot is better than sushi

[Maya Angelique👑 @moneyymaya]

If Netflix was smart they’d make a Junie B Jones series lol

[abigailesplen @abigailesplen]

is it normal to get hype to classical music...or is that just me? 🤷🏻‍♀️ lol

[abigailesplen @abigailesplen]

ryan: “wtf does the plus even mean!? premium gay!? i’m not paying $20 a month for this!”