abby

my parents think i’m funny sometimes

[lynn @linnssins]

First of all, NOT liking Megan Thee Stallion is a character flaw and no, I won’t be explaining further.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to the cheesecake factory

[bisexual birkin bag @worshipme7777]

naughty little minx!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A new species of cat has been discovered for the first time in over 100 years

This is the tilcayo tiger cat — discovered in Bolivia after a man brought it into a local sanctuary thinking it was a domestic kitten

Genetic analysis suggests the tilcayo cat’s lineage diverged from other tiger cats around 1.4 million years ago

[bisexual birkin bag @worshipme7777]

it’s so small & cute🥺 reminds me of my ex :/ #not #calling #him #doe

[bisexual birkin bag @worshipme7777]

one degree of separation to being fully nude on this bach brunch

[bisexual birkin bag @worshipme7777]

hi

[َ @ungodlywests]

no like this is crazy….

[Maria Palmer @PalmerRadio]

Tomorrow it will be especially difficult to tumble out of bed, stumble to the kitchen, and pour myself a cup of ambition

[Sadé 🗽 @_munchkinn]

#RoomerHasIt

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

dandelion fountain

[Andrea @iiiitsandrea]

marked safe from explosive diarrhea

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[carm ʚïɞ @yvesaintfreak]

“THE THICKEST, THE REALEST, THE CUTEST, THE PRETTIEST!” - MEGAN THEE STALLION

[A ★ @heyyarnolddd]

EVERYBODY GET ON YOUR ZOOM!!! Please vote CARL BACK INTO THE HOUSE!! I’m not fucking playing #LoveislandUSA

[EMG Max Ketchum @MaxKetchum_]

My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

yall are so fucking boring