Abigail Lorah

good at small talk

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

If they would’ve given me adderall in sixth grade I would be a homeowner by now

[𝔻𝕣𝕖𝕨 @IamAndrewxGx]

18-22 is a confusing age. I got friends who don’t drive, some having kids, getting married & some who still have to ask their parents to stay out past curfew

[Mae @_micawave]

College students on twitter knowing damn well we should be packing

[Abigail Lorah @abigaillorah]

My coach: “Abigail in seat 3 is my captain.”
My brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Also me: *stands up* “how much time is left?”

[Teen World Gold @TeenWorldBQ]

@abigaillorah, a self-proclaimed "sleepy girl."

[Abigail Lorah @abigaillorah]

I don’t think my professor is going to appreciate the fact that I referenced a Ted Talk in my paper....

[Abigail Lorah @abigaillorah]

“Chocolate is way better than actual love.” -my 12 year old brother’s mood going into Valentine’s Day

[Jaron Myers @jaronmyers]

I’d rather be known for my compassion than my opinions

[Abigail Lorah @abigaillorah]

“Dude I can’t be edgy, my mom is gonna kill me.”

[Abigail Lorah @abigaillorah]

@InSurgentReaper 1. How long did it take you to do this
2. Why?

[Abigail Lorah @abigaillorah]

@SteveLorah @pJason2013 You don’t regret having a second child??

[Abigail Lorah @abigaillorah]

Me: Never takes care of my skin/ washes my face.
My skin: gets a pimple
Also me:

[Abigail Lorah @abigaillorah]

@pJason2013 @nathanlorah @SecretHitler I see no difference.

[Retired Football Star Nathan Lorah @NathanVacaPics]

TACKLED BY TURKEY

[Abigail Lorah @abigaillorah]

Tryna come up with a team name for the tournament tonight like @TeenWorldBQ

[Abigail Lorah @abigaillorah]

My mother knows me so well.

[Abigail Lorah @abigaillorah]

Don’t squish my muffin!!!! -@paperclipse_04

[Abigail Lorah @abigaillorah]

@pJason2013 Nah your really just gonna SLAY my senior pics. 😏

[Lorah Your Standards™ @pJason2013]

Gonna assassinate my sister's ex