full-breasted alto✌️

so many food allergies, but at least I have a good personality…and great boobs

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

She's a 10 but she rewatches shows 3 times bc she has attachment issues.

[Noirchick In Old Hollywood @Noirchick1]

Casual cocktail hour with Miss Anita Ekberg.....

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Girl dinner

[anna -`ღ´- @hafr3n]

he’s sort of america’s princess diana

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

What if you wake up and the bed is super cozy. What then

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

shoutout to anyone who's preparing for their trip by packing underwear like they're planning on shitting themselves for every hour they're gone.

[Skoog @Skoog]

why are you, as a woman, doing a little email job from your living room when you should be in a coven casting spells on those who've wronged you?

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

He’s only your fiancé if he comes from the Fiancé region of France. Otherwise he’s just your sparkling boyfriend. A brosecco.

[full-breasted alto✌️ @abigailmc_]

@Shelbyfolks15 Gray walls and beige walls are the same to me and I hate them

[full-breasted alto✌️ @abigailmc_]

@anabelmaler That blouse is amazing btw

[breakfast @ouchowwie]

nobody has a tattoo sleeve quite like kids who were raised christian that got into alt music

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

*at a job interview*
“Can you perform under pressure?”
Me: “I’m not sure I know all the lyrics but here goes nothing.”

[sad oat @sad_oat]

…you telling me this weekly meeting is bi?

[Mike Liebenson @spongemike123]

My friends and I only talk shit about people who deserve it. We aren’t gossips, we’re vigilantes.

[full-breasted alto✌️ @abigailmc_]

@Komaniecki_R Makeup Design for the Stage!

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“It’s spooky season” grow up. Everything is scary all the time

[Anthony ♛ @Highoffantt]

Paid rent so I'll be at home enjoying my purchase for the rest of the month