Abigail Hauk

Saving the whales or whatever. 🐳

[Abigail Hauk @abigailmerry]

Hey @Starbucks if an offer expires on 2/17 that means you can still use it ON 2/17. 😒

[Abigail Hauk @abigailmerry]

I absolutely hate when you’re drunk. 😐

[Abigail Hauk @abigailmerry]

💔💔💔

[Abigail Hauk @abigailmerry]

Pregnant bellies really freak me out. There, I said it, sorry I’m not sorry. 🤰🏻

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

Saw a IG reel where a pediatrician was talking about infant sleep and all the comments were moms telling her she was wrong and a highly ranked comment said “why do pediatricians think they have the authority to speak on this” ummmm lol

[Abigail Hauk @abigailmerry]

Just thought I’d be happier by now.

[Abigail Hauk @abigailmerry]

I fucking hate you, @Ticketmaster.

[Abigail Hauk @abigailmerry]

I should be finding my seat at Moulin Rouge right now…

[Abigail Hauk @abigailmerry]

So you’re allowed to go on two trips in one month, but I’m not? Oh, okay, got it. 👍🏼

[Abigail Hauk @abigailmerry]

I really… don’t wanna do schoolwork anymore… 😩

[Abigail Hauk @abigailmerry]

I never thought I could live in New York… until this weekend. I freaking love it here. 🥹

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

Pennsylvania just flipped their House in a special election – another state showing how important local elections are! Every chance you have, VOTE!

[Abigail Hauk @abigailmerry]

lol Venmo me pls 🥲

[Abigail Hauk @abigailmerry]

I was looking through some old high school musical photos today and started thinking about what my life would have been like if we stayed together. I really believed we would’ve worked out if it was a different time in our lives. Turns out you have 4 kids now, so maybe not…

[Abigail Hauk @abigailmerry]

I am so fucking lonely.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

The game is not important.

Damar Hamlin’s life is important.

Please be ok. Please.

🙏🏼

[Over here now: [email protected] @LaurenFlans]

sorry straight women but it's super messed up to kiss a guy at midnight i mean it's New Year's Eve not New Year's Steve