abz🌻

do no harm unless they're a Nazi | #BlackLivesMatter | she/her | 21 | VCU

[abz🌻 @abigailw319]

you: dead girl walking

me, an intellectual: dead girl walking (reprise)

[jonny garza villa @JONNYescribe]

interesting coming from the country that sings “from sea to shining sea.”

[abz🌻 @abigailw319]

@hdthrowrug 1 or 3. 1 is like a noble/royal soldier or guard and 3 and kinda like a protector of the forest

[abz🌻 @abigailw319]

@hdthrowrug it’s my girl!!!!

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

ancient sword of the meth king sounds like a fantasy series I'd read

[abz🌻 @abigailw319]

“college is more serious than high school” my professor spent the first 20 minutes of a 50 minute class telling us about his kitchen renovations

[Shannon @shannonplante]

Today’s energy

[Castor @geminicathartic]

Hey wait a minute I've not seen a single Rosh Hashanah post on my timeline yo what???? Hold on

[rawb (⌐ ⊡_ ⊡) ☢︎ ⌖☣︎𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @robotdogbrains]

her boobs jiggled neurodivergently

[abz🌻 @abigailw319]

@zoemilliman LMAOOOOOO

[danny hensel @dannyhensel]

can't believe they launched the ypsilanti water tower, once ranked the world's most phallic building, into space

[abz🌻 @abigailw319]

no man has ever made me feel the way my roommate did when they referred to me as “my darling dude”

[dave (dave) @rhinotary]

found a fun playlist

[league @itsleague]

Male bees die after mating.
That's basically their life.
Honey. Nut. Cheerio.

[🔞Pecker🔞 @possumpecker]

I only use facebook to annoy my newly antivax mom

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

"Sir, you need to be in a car to use the drive-thru"

[bree ☮︎ ♉︎ @breenotbriie]

fun gay tattoo idea: boobies but the written on a calculator way

[🚬🚬🚬 @milkdudheadass_]

These backroads in Virginia hella weird