abigale

perpetually on the cusp of spilling the beans

[abigale @abigalefioretti]

Succe⏮ss 🌓is ✔the bes📇t 🀄revenge.

[misto @mistowho]

Do British people still do the accent when nobody's around

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

i could be playing ball overseas i do not need this

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight

[the vibe formerly known as jules @echotrx]

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

[Brady @19brady9]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips

[Peter TOTO💜 @petermarietoto]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[mutable joe @mutablejoe]

hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names

[LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo]

I'm walking on sunshine you stupid bitch

[trash jones @jzux]

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

[Jhay @jhayusb]

this what eating a crunchwrap supreme feel like

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Love when someone says “IYKYK” and I don’t know. that’s one thing off my plate

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it is horrible when your birthday is over like now i’m just a civilian

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry your lack of whimsy and joy is not my problem

[nat @imniceandsmart]

Sorry I’m so late I was in bed on phone

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how it feels sleeping without alarm & without plans

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

i’m just a girl