me: hey I got a completely wrong order?
postmates: haha oops. at least you got food tho
me: hey my order was a little wrong
doordash: sowwy :( hewe's thwee dollaws :(
me: hey I had a prob—
hellofresh: OMG WE'RE SOOOOOOOOO SORRY YOUR NEXT DELIVERY WILL BE TOTALLY FREE!!!!!
full honesty in middle school when my church started talking about how being gay was a sin I was so confused because all I could think about was kurt and blaine and how lovely they were