Abigail Hohmann

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

I wonder who was the first person to look at a bee hive and think: They're hiding something delicious in there and I know it." — UNC

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"Choose the major you love and you'll never work another day in your life. Because that field probably isn't hiring..." — Ohio University

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"Pretty sure the Snapchat stories feature was invented to let me know about all the things I'm not invited to." — College of William & Mary

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"Took me 20 years to realize 1st is 'st' and 2nd is 'nd' because it's the last two letters in first and second." — Stony Brook University

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"I've got a paper to write. Better clean every square inch of my apartment." — Winthrop University

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Does anyone else think "don't be a weirdo, don't be a weirdo" over and over when entering social gatherings? Cause I don't.

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"When you tryna be cheesy but everyone around you is laughtose intolerant." — UNC Chapel Hill

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"I dig. You dig. We dig. She digs. He digs. They dig... It's not a beautiful poem but it's very deep." — UT Chattanooga

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"Uteruses before duderuses." — Kennesaw State

[Abigail Hohmann @abihohmann]

@SadieKnudson whoah! It's still there! Haha

[Abigail Hohmann @abihohmann]

@SadieKnudson I accidentally deleted the original tweet you just replied to when I tried to reply to you...Twitter is hard...

[Abigail Hohmann @abihohmann]

"I love this movie! Actually I haven't seen it yet..." @SadieKnudson

[Abigail Hohmann @abihohmann]

"My dream...is to live out my food board on Pinterest." @emster411 #lifegoals #DreamsDoComeTrue

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"Honestly, if I had three years to write a paper I would still do it the night before." — UC Santa Barbara

[Emily Norgaard @em_rebekah]

I'm quite convinced that I don't actually know anything, I'm just really good at pretending that I do.

[Abigail Hohmann @abihohmann]

Such an amazing performance @Phillips! Thanks for an unforgettable night!