abi

[Céline🇧🇷🇱🇧 @lebrazill]

The fact that we all collectively just ignore Argentina’s existence 😂

[South Centraleño @IkeMoses]

I live in California. Mexico is the home team.

[ana⁴⁴ @anapau_villa]

Todos los días siento fomo por no vivir el Nueva York de Mamdani.

[John Summit @johnsummit]

gotta be honest if ur entire next day is ruined because u drank a couple glasses of wine the night before ur kind of a pussy

i’m loving this new anti optimization wave going on right now, we got one life, live it

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

me before getting my period the next day

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i am both big dawg & baby girl

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[miia @miiagarro]

my biggest hater used to eat my ass

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @misskerrington]

No job can ever make me feel bad for using my PTO. People be like I have 709 hours of pto. Good for you, buddy. I have 4 hours and I’m about to use that

[lychee @smalldollla]

I’m Californian before I’m American

[s. @beliebinteam]

this is dead ass bieber fever bitch i feel sick

[abi @abihungry]

a cycle 😭

[Jiohn 🫦 @ThatGirlJiohn]

i like routine….until i get rlly bored then i like the club & making bad decisions. until i get anxiety then i like routine.

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Coachella wild for this….

[Ms. Regular Degular… @Kay_Leinese]

I tell men upfront just don’t lie to me. Let me decide what to do with the truth. And guess what they still do, LIE. 😂😂😂😂

[🅱️IG Cheech 🧚🏾‍♀️ @CheechAintShit]

I love being from California. We don’t have these problems.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

idc who talks sht about me cuz i talk sht better and i'm funnier

[virgo. @pesomsj]

bitches say pregame and get dog shit drunk 😭😭😭😭.

[BIG EMPRESS ENERGY™️ @bigempressnergy]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Used the transgender bathroom yesterday. Had to take a she/it.