J. F. ABI

Today is the beginning of the rest of your life. Make the best use of it.

[Uncle Nen of YWAP @nenkinan_deshi]

The truck was not burning and I am still wondering how it was ascertained to be a risk and the fire service was invited and responded promptly.

I haven't heard of a later explosion. Big shout our to the Fire service and everyone involved. It's good to see Nigeria working.
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[Akin Akinwale @mrlurvy]

I always say ‘send account’ even to people i have sent money to countless times. I realized that when I wanted to send money to a friend and i sent directly to his Kuda. Only for the money to enter and disappear because my guy was owing Kuda.

Baba wan cry. He cried sef ni. Since that day, I don’t care how many times I have sent you money before. I will still say, ‘send account’

[Maryam Ado Sa’adu @Maaryam_Ado]

It’s been 102 days since 42 school children between the ages of 2 and 14 (only 4 are 15 years old) were abducted from their school in Askira-Uba, Borno state 💔 @ProfZulum @officialABAT bring them home!!!!

[Omolola🇨🇦 @barllymarma]

I could remember that in 2007, when my late dad went for Hajj, he told us a story. He said that when they wanted to perform ablution, there was a Black man there-of course, not a Nigerian,who also wanted to perform ablution.
The man wanted to drop his mobile phone beside him before performing ablution, but he suddenly looked my late dad in the eyes and asked, “Are you from Sudan?”
My dad replied, “No.”
He asked again, “Are you from Somalia?”
My dad replied, “No, I’m a Nigerian.”
The moment the man heard that, he quickly put his phone back in his pocket.

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

Chelsea making about £15m profit on the disaster that Delap was speaks to the strength of their selling model. They simply sell to profit, irrespective of whatever the player did in the season(s) before.

Man City have been moving that way too, but theirs looks suspicious.

[Aisha Yesufu @AishaYesufu]

Coat of many colours kept me through the darkest years of my childhood.

Rest in power Dolly Parton

[Web3 John 🇳🇬網絡3.0 約翰 ꕤ ❤️+💡 @johnmarkaveli1]

A mechanic in Oshodi worked tirelessly for 6 years, saving every spare penny to fund his younger brother’s Law school education.

On the day the boy was called to the Bar in Abuja, the elder brother couldn't afford a flight ticket. He spent 14 hours on a night bus, arriving in a faded, dusty native attire and worn-out sandals.

When the boy was walking with his elite coursemates and their wealthy parents, he spotted his elder brother standing shyly behind a pillar, afraid of embarrassing him.

The new lawyer broke protocol, walked past the dignitaries, knelt in the dust in front of his brother, took off his own lawyer’s wig, and placed it on his brother's head while weeping:

"You wore dirty overalls for 6 years so I could wear this robe today. This victory is yours, big brother."

Real family is not defined by who eats with you at the feast, but by who bled for you in the kitchen.

[FÄBULØSOOH @Fajdeleke]

@Eromosele6 The laugh short because I dey public e come be like say i neva seen funny clips before sha,
I for mention this mumu but Shakara full the your body

[Kikelomo Sowore @KikelomoSowore]

More like walking on a runway.
So,
If you’re on the runway, you’re an antelope.
If you’re running away, then you elope.

[Bakatsine @DanKatsina50]

ALERT: Bandits are currently rampaging through Jaga and Nasarawa communities in Mai Nika Ward, Gwarzo LGA of Kano State.

Residents are reportedly living in fear as bandits move around the communities.

Urgent security assistance is needed in the axis to prevent further attacks.

[AkinPariola @pariola1]

@Omojuwa Lmao, in the last 4 to 5 editions, the winning player has literally come from a team with multiple players in the top 6 😂😂😂.

[J. F. ABI @abijf1]

Clear message to opposition parties in Nigeria

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

Easy to know why Bruno Fernandes won these awards. The Champions have multiple candidates who end up breaking votes.

Next time, form a coalition around one candidate. Simple as that.

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

Easy to know why Bruno Fernandes won these awards. The Champions have multiple candidates who end up breaking votes.

Next time, form a coalition around one candidate. Simple as that.

[J. F. ABI @abijf1]

@grok @Williams_Bait12 @EssienAkpan9 @Squawka @grok name the Arsenal players that have won it and the corresponding years

[ARISE NEWS @ARISEtv]

Kuje Area Council Chairman Danjuma Shekwolo has told residents to support the APC or leave the council, sparking condemnation from Amnesty International. https://t.co/BcI08OGR0l

[ARISE NEWS @ARISEtv]

Dayo Sobowale, ARISE News Analyst, says President Tinubu should separate the APC campaign structure from government to avoid abuse of office. https://t.co/svz4jNKJmP

[J. F. ABI @abijf1]

@grok @Williams_Bait12 @EssienAkpan9 @Squawka @grok Name the Liverpool players and the corresponding years

[Jah-Bless @JahBlesssaint21]

When my cousin was pregnant, her mum took her to a pastor in Ondo State for prayers.

The pastor said he saw a prophecy and told them that he needed to perform some spiritual work for her. He warned that if she didn’t do it, she might not survive the pregnancy.

She immediately rebuked the prophecy, saying nothing would happen to her or her baby. She left the church and went back to her husband’s house.

She continued going for antenatal care regularly.

Last week, she gave birth, and guess what? No CS, no complications....

[Mindset🗝️ @Mindset_Post]

Today marks exactly 102 days Since Terrorist abducted 42 innocent students in Borno State

[Kikelomo Sowore @KikelomoSowore]

Women are so cheerful and creative. See how we dedicated a gift in our heart and called it the ‘’Bundle of His’’. Meanwhile, men have no bundle of Hers.