AbileneDude

The fusion of absolute crazy parody humor and the undeniable truth. Choose your news sources accordingly! — Thomas Sowell

[AbileneDude @abilenedude]

@DefiantLs The witnesses that put him away were black.

[Bridgett Fertig @LightOnLiberty]

California Sheriff says their elections are being RIGGED!

Your vote in California is being STOLEN by illegals, and they're not even hiding it anymore.

Sheriff's investigators uncovered that people from PAKISTAN were voting in California elections. Multiple people living OUTSIDE THE COUNTRY were registered and casting ballots.

California's online voter registration system operates on an "honor system" where literally anyone in the world can register to vote by simply clicking a box saying they're not lying. No verification, no citizenship checks. Just click and you're registered.

Once you're in the system, you automatically get mailed a ballot for EVERY election!

[AbileneDude @abilenedude]

I am not into conspiracy theories. However, Texas and Florida are very large states and don’t do this! I think eventually this will be proven true. Is California the most fraudulent State?

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

California is a communist state who picks the winners they want in each election.

The illusion of an election is just that, an illusion.

They use the drop boxes on the streets to stuff as many fake ballots as they need to choose the Democrat commie they want.

If that’s not enough, they’ll make up as many fake ballots as they need in the month that they’re “counting” ballots.

Their so-called elections might as well be in North Korea.

[AbileneDude @abilenedude]

@vote State police or FBI should arrest these election folks, it’s corrupt ed California! 👎

[AbileneDude @abilenedude]

@DefiantLs What a racist rotten thing to say, who is they? Over 77 million voted for Trump, you include them all?

[AbileneDude @abilenedude]

@Leslie80917 @catturd2 You’re a bot, easy to spot now ! It’s funny AI video!

[AbileneDude @abilenedude]

@catturd2 talarica ain’t leading shit! Notice the a at the end of the name for Tex Mex voters in Texas.

[AbileneDude @abilenedude]

@catturd2 It’s all part of the plan! Wait till next or third quarter when GDP starts busting 5%, gas and electricity is way down and more tax cuts due to tariff revenues!🤣

[AbileneDude @abilenedude]

It’s all bullshit, just readjust your college majors to compete with overblown AI, borrow less for some worthless degree’s and learn to use a simple AI agent such as Grok or Chat gtp. Consider self employment, the world will change but hardly like they claim. These chumps want your attention and your vote from fear! There is no better opportunity than now.

[AbileneDude @abilenedude]

These folks are trying to actually get the populace to turn on their Baby Boomer parents and grandparents to manipulate the 18 - 29 year old vote. Give them more social programs and freebies and blame the inevitable debt bust on the boomers instead of growing out of it!

[AbileneDude @abilenedude]

@GuntherEagleman Back a hundred years ago people refer to imbeciles, village idiots and morons! However, progressive clinical terms changed it to retardation, can I now call her a retard?

[AbileneDude @abilenedude]

@GuntherEagleman Abilene Texas has officially distanced itself from Martina, she sings so great but is a real weirdo! Who is this Ella chick, she mentioned Abilene in one of her songs, what a sweetheart!

[AbileneDude @abilenedude]

@DefiantLs talarica, there is a reason Texas residents don’t capitalize his name and put a o on the end of it !

[AbileneDude @abilenedude]

@nicksortor @elonmusk Why no double backflip!
Your frikin woke gay!

[AbileneDude @abilenedude]

@nicksortor @elonmusk Elon Musk replies Rockets are hard! I want to see starship do a double backflip into a belly flop and land back where it came from! You bunch of Pussies!

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 JUST NOW: Jeff Bezos’ New Glenn rocket has EXPLODED into a MASSIVE fireball on the launchpad at Cape Canaveral in Florida

It literally looks like a NUCLEAR BOMB went off.

@ElonMusk responded: “Most unfortunate. Rockets are hard.”

Insane to watch.

[AbileneDude @abilenedude]

@ScottJenningsKY “New York City”

[AbileneDude @abilenedude]

In the days of the pandemic, Joe and the Brogan boys fled the western woke! We welcomed you into the moderate Republican tent! You shit in the middle of the floor and platformed talarica. We demand you host Paxton! Do the right thing! We may not want you or need you, get the hell out!

[AbileneDude @abilenedude]

@KenPaxtonTX Low T talarica, the Texas residents know why I put an a at the end of his name and did not capitalize the T! “New York City!”