Abigail McNeely 🥐✨

32 | writer/performer with @motherscomedy | @trustustheatre | she/her | An Elaine Benes living in a George Costanza body

[Abigail McNeely 🥐✨ @abimcneely_]

Body count? More like my whore lore.

[scotty ꩜ COMMS OPEN! @undeadromxnce]

the most erotic mcr lyrics to me is “I wanna see what your insides look like, I bet you’re not fuckin pretty on the inside”

[e @spngbwb]

i love you and crave you carnally As a friend

[andie ☆ @suburbiabona]

that bro who's lowk chill with everybody

[Momo @momodraws]

Rise and grind

[Rob @jezfrompeepshow]

how to get over guy you had really good sex with
how to get over good sex reddit

[elliot | MET PHOEBE @elliotembroider]

will never get over how fucking devastating these lyrics are

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

we must imagine sisyphus happy

[egó bèké @luchymoe]

Whatever love I gave you is yours to keep

[击 !LEILA! ⚞ • ⚟ @theassreaper]

nurse-rard bdsm

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.

[maia @sakuragaris]

This video hurts physically

[PUPPYSPHERE!! ✨ VGEN 🟩 @PUPPYSPHERE]

Break the cycle.

[Queer Latifah ✨ @TheAfrocentricI]

Can’t have my weekly chicken caesar salad wrap because idiots voted for a pedophile.

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

I saw a little girl who looked to be around 8 in the bathroom washing her hands & I said “wow you’re so pretty!” & then when I got into the stall I heard her tell her mom & her mom said “see, I told you!”

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

A late medieval gold ring engraved with the French declaration of love, “Je desir vous Ceruir,” meaning “I desire to serve you.”

[anomali @Anomali210830]

Nikki Giovanni

[Pat Whalen is blocked by @libs_ofchicago et al. 🌻 @ThePatWhalen]

What a shot

[quinn ♱⃓ mcr ny/tn/dc @gutlasso]

Jesus fucking Christ