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@Moreno_Julian7 Crazy fricken people lol thank you! 🫶🏼

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The most mindblowing thing about this whole being punched in the face thing is this pussy ass crackhead waited until my back was turned to knock me in my face. If i saw it coming I could have whooped his scrawny ass

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@Moreno_Julian7 Unfortunately lol some dude asking for drugs and money approached me and my friend and when we said no he spit on us, started to walk away and came back and punched me and my friend in the face

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@bucksthot_ I love you

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The time has come…. My husky finally found his voice 🫠 now every time he needs something he talks and yells at me lmao

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My clients texting me that they are sore in areas they never seem to be when they workout by themselves 🥲
small win 🎉✨

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Highlight of my weekend was a girl telling me I resemble Dua Lipa 🥺 unfortunately I think it was just my dark hair and the fact she was intoxicated lol🥲

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2 more weeks of work and then I finally get a fucking vacation

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Why did everyone I know have to be born in March? I love you but I am tired lol

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I woke up today dreading my full day of work but once I showed up and was in it at both my jobs I was reminded of how much I love them, I see what you did there universe

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The city of Milwaukee can kindly kiss my fucking ass for blocking off EVERY street for this stupid ass parade to the point i cannot even get to my apartment building

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Be prepared for my annual love is blind tweets bc that is my choice of entertainment on this exciting Sunday night

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I walked into the personal trainer office and one of my coworkers immediately asked me how I was feeling bc I do in fact look as tired as I feel lmao

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One of my best friends told me once “Remember its a bad day not a bad life” and holy fuck was that the statement that got me through this stupid day

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Proud moment today when I told my boyfriend I put my crystals out on the windowsill and he replied “to charge?” 🥺 he does listen to my nonsense lol

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Cassidy buying shots at the bar and puts her card down
“God I hope it doesn’t decline”
“Don’t worry I have money I am just on a strict allowance”

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My favorite extracurricular activity is plucking the little chunks of hair that my dog is CONSTANTLY shedding. I could make a whole other dog with all the hair that comes off of him

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Will it age me if I say my new found hobby is listening to podcasts lol

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Time needs to go fucking faster please

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It is so cringey to me to see fitness professionals doing movements just to make their programs look cool when they are increasing the risk of injury and not providing any sort of functional fitness for daily life