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[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Akira @Akir_a997]

boys are so easy to impress

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

i love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing😂😂😂

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Accidentally just opened my front camera. We remain grateful for personality

[swinky @swinkying]

Why didn’t u reply to the telepathic thought i sent u

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

My fourth album, The Great Divide, is yours to listen to. It is hard to even begin to describe what these last few years making this album has felt like. The collision of fear and pressure and joy and luck and total love has left me wordless, and if you know me personally, I hardly ever shut my mouth. I spent many months walking forward in complete darkness, hands out in front of me, desperate to touch something familiar that would show me I was near the light switch again. As lonely as it felt, and as unfamiliar as the world seemed in those moments, I was never really alone. I don’t think any of us ever truly are. I was guided through the wilderness by calm voices, by the stillness of my home state, by the total commitment of my band, producers, and team, by the steady and loving touch of my wife and family, and of course, by the constant and enduring encouragement of you all, who I am so lucky to have as fans. I am very proud of what we are doing together and I hope we can live this dream for a long long time

https://t.co/stSzorkE4f

[ひ @yungnstackin]

25-30 is when you realize you didn't know anything.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

The male urge to break the spirit of a confident woman needs to be studied.

[👽 @awwheyuu]

Why everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time

[Softboy @softboywin]

baking when u live alone is like ok i had my fun now what do i do with 28 cookies

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

ppl w adhd do shit like procrastinate for 3 months straight & then in one 24-hr day knock out 3 months of tasks. you either know this life or you don’t lol.

[miia @miiagarro]

god please when i’m about to overshare let me start coughing

[masha @masha_slp]

sorry i’m being an absent friend, i’m being an absent self too

[Kira @kira_sofine]

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong.
Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

Instead of “Do Not Disturb” there should be a “DO Disturb” setting for when you’re lonely or bored that alerts all your friends

[` @lisaawrites]

How lucky we are to experience boring, ordinary, uneventful days. Somewhere in the world, that kind of safety is unimaginable.

[Kush @kush_147]

You showed them what unconditional love feels like, they showed you why self-love matters more

[jezz @JezziiB]

Men love a smart and intelligent woman until she uses her brain to decode his behavior patterns and bullshit.

[Maya Angelique👑 @moneyymaya]

“Glad you’re still doing okay”- a man who tried to destroy your brain chemistry