Abigail Potter

A little girl with a big world to explore and a big smile to help me conquer it.

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(Reading) "The sight sent Max into a blood picnic." "I think that says blind panic, darling." #vampirehedgehogs

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(about Dennis the rabbit): "His teacher is Mrs Ear. She's called Mrs Ear because she lost an ear in the war once."

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"See those (red felt heart decorations) - Mummy, tell Sarah how those are the hearts of the villagers we killed!" #freakychild

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Audiobook of Princess & the Pea: "Not one princess was quite to his taste." A: "He should just have married a prince." #thatsmygirl #gayok

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"And Horror is a girl's name." Mummy: "?" "You know, like in Greta and Astrid's daddy's book." #terra @MitchBenn

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(Squeaky voice) Where's my mummy? (Deep voice) We killed her, because we are ROBBERS! (pause) I mean, DENTISTS!

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I wrote a story today! "Wuns a boy cald Max went fishing wiv his fishing net. He never cot eny fish. His mum and dad were FYOOREEIS."

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.@disney I am 5. Merida is the best princess because she has adventures and she doesn't like her tight dress. #KeepMeridaBrave

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(Drawing) Here is the mummy shark and here is the daddy.They are going to have lots of baby sharks and THAT'S why the fish are panicking.

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I will put this bracelet and rings on to see Kenny, so I will look very nice and he will want to marry me.

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Mummy (brushing Abi's front teeth): OK, big smile. Abi (complying): I'm not really this happy, you know.

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A: "I liked it better without a little sister." Mummy: "Why did you ask for one, then?" A: "I don't know! I wasn't thinking clearly!"

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(confidingly to flight attendant) Sometimes Mummy shouts at her phone.

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Did you know Oscar eats mice? There are MICE in the FRIDGE! (pause) @KathrynATaylor said I couldn't have any.

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Frustrated Mummy: Do you have potatoes growing in your ears? Abi: No. Do you have sharks growing in yours?

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(riding scooter down steep hill) "MAKE WAAAAY! BIG FAT ANGRY GIRL COMING THROUGH!"

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(singing to Orla) You must drink yr milk/to be big & strong/if not it would be wrong/becos you wouldn't be able to fight lions & crocodiles/

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(leaps down stairs; Mummy applauds) "I could do that because I was wearing my Guywalker suit." #timetoletheractuallywatchstarwars?

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"Oliver and I are going to play in the garden. You don't have to check on us." #yeahright

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You shouldn't catch wild birds. You should only catch your own birds - when you play chasies with them.