abi 🍌

baboy

[abi 🍌 @abiresurrected]

🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

[🍓 @kyworms]

"Cartman fed a kid his own parents!!" okay but have you seen his rendition of poker face

[abi 🍌 @abiresurrected]

@kazaomds FANK YEW

[cuttingboard @cuttingboard39]

When I eat without giving a shit and i actually gain weight

[unknown @Unknown8166]

This is how I feel trying to be seductive

[James ⊬ @Tyler_yoseph]

Breach is so good I lowkey be forgetting Clancy died for it

[abi 🍌 @abiresurrected]

to be human is to exist in constant contradiction

[nermysseus @nermull]

Gucci flip flops fuck it hit your bitch in my socks

[abi 🍌 @abiresurrected]

i’ve entered the stage of healing where i’m singing and dancing around my room again

[sky ミ☆ @dreamskyrivera]

"will schuester I hate you" how can you not say mother

[abi 🍌 @abiresurrected]

this is what i imagine my crush does at work everyday idk

[abi 🍌 @abiresurrected]

sent her the combination of my baby names and our last names

[abi 🍌 @abiresurrected]

she is so gentle with me and listens to the things i say and puts effort into spending time with me and has fluffy hair and lets me watch while she plays video games and looks so cozy in pajamas and she feels real emotions and she thinks i’m pretty

[abi 🍌 @abiresurrected]

my life is actually my own and i can literally do whatever tf i want whenever tf i wanna do it and i don’t need anyone’s permission and it doesn’t matter what other people think

[abi 🍌 @abiresurrected]

spending 5 days in an airbnb with a girl i met on tiktok less than 3 weeks ago #uhaul #neverbeatingtheallegations

[DatNoFact ↗ (@datnofact.bsky.social) @datnofact]

People who commit suicide are literally not in their right state of mind. To call it "selfish" has always irked me, since we're talking about an impaired mental state so severe it has to overcome survival instinct.

[mila✩ @letushappen]

date idea: you kiss me and i drop dead