Abe

Human in progress.

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

I’m calling a team meeting because what the fuck?

[Howard Luks MD @hjluks]

Don’t let your life 'narrow'.

I’ve been an orthopedic surgeon for 30 years. The thing I watch happen to people — more than any injury or surgery — is what I call the narrowing.

Most of my patients have no idea it’s happening. They think it’s just aging. It’s not...

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

world cup america

[Abe @abirez96]

300 billion we’re giving away when we could have given it to Israel to bomb Elementary schools at a FRACTION of the cost

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

“You paid Iran $300 billion dollars to re-open a Strait that was open the entire time?”

“That’s right, Dave.”

“And this was after you defeated them 50 times?”

“That’s correct, Dave.”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

If I'm reading this right, America is giving Iran $300 billion dollars, unfreezing billions more, ending all sanctions, acknowledging Iranian hegemony over the Hormuz, and in exchange we got to kill an 86 year old man, make gas more expensive, and blow up an elementary school.

[Jamie Walters, CAIA @JWalters314]

The European mind understands it perfectly. This is what imperial decadence looks like: public institutions converted into branded spectacle, civic memory replaced by adrenaline theater, and the People’s House turned into a content backdrop for regime propaganda.

The joke is not that Europe cannot comprehend it. The joke is that America no longer recognizes what it is becoming.

[Abe @abirez96]

@NCAABuzzerBters Tha BIH gassed 😞

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

RAÚL JIMÉNEZ MAKES IT TWO FOR MEXICO IN THE WORLD CUP OPENER 🔥

Look what it meant to him to score his first World Cup goal 🥹

[Dave @davebftv]

The best call Stacey King ever gave.

Derrick Rose's poster on Goran Dragić

"I want to go higher. Do you not know who this kid is. He is from Chicago."

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

no place like home

[Jacobin @jacobin]

Mayor Zohran Mamdani mocks Ronald Reagan’s infamous quote.

“I can think of nine words more terrifying than ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help…’”

“I worked all day and can’t feed my family.”

[Abe @abirez96]

Apparently you need pants at Bottomless Mimosas??

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit.

Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero.

We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people.

We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing.

Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run.

That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

[Abe @abirez96]

A professional headshot says a lot. Like “Hey potential employer, give me more money because I dress nice sometimes”

[Abe @abirez96]

Moving to the town in the show “From” because it’s the only way to afford a house

[NASA @NASA]

Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶

The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.