Melanie E McCullough

I'm supposed to be writing.

[Melanie E McCullough @abirthdaygoblin]

@author_VV Hey, girl, heeeeeeey!

[Melanie E McCullough @abirthdaygoblin]

@KatTimpf I’ve been praying for you since the moment news broke about your diagnosis. I’m so glad you’re back.

[Melanie E McCullough @abirthdaygoblin]

@MrJCLynch You are such a fine actor. I always enjoy your work, but you play antagonist so well that when I see you on screen, I’m automatically scared of you. The highest praise I can give!

[Melanie E McCullough @abirthdaygoblin]

Danielle just keeps failing up. #traitorsUS

[Melanie E McCullough @abirthdaygoblin]

@nypost This was everything. I’m still crying!

[Melanie E McCullough @abirthdaygoblin]

@goodreads Friends. I need to know, at a glance, how many books ahead I am in my challenge. Please, please, pleeeeeeease return that info to the challenge page. Loveyoubye

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

The best way to prevent fascism is to try and lock up your political opponents and then criminally pardon your allies, making it impossible to hold government officials accountable for alleged wrongdoing.

[Melanie E McCullough @abirthdaygoblin]

@sydneymacoretta I'm all the way here for this, but what are the chances that they won't be bugged beyond belief on release? 😭

[Melanie E McCullough @abirthdaygoblin]

@MeCookieMonster Me needed this, Mr. Monster. Me love you.

[Melanie E McCullough @abirthdaygoblin]

@alexandriab_11 I’ve played every version of the Sims since 2000!

[Berna @BernaEWriter]

Someone scream at me to go write.
But nicely.

[Melanie E McCullough @abirthdaygoblin]

@CrackerBarrel I’ve just seen one of your locations in the remodel process. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME.

[Melanie E McCullough @abirthdaygoblin]

@StephenKing Can we take 20 minutes and talk about who killed Dorothy Kilgallen?

[Melanie E McCullough @abirthdaygoblin]

@205Lianne I saw that a couple weeks ago! Ain’t it grand?

[Tammy Blakley @tammy_blakley]

A sh*t covered clown at the ER is a big story in a small town, but that’s only the beginning

✅ Stolen pig
✅ Dead farmer
✅ Corrupt Mayor
✅ Love triangle
✅ Hidden identities
✅ Secret that rocks town
✅ And an Emotional Support Goat that drinks beer!

#LCSLitPitch24 #A #M

[Lianne, author of Messiah Project-now available! @205Lianne]

Melanie and Pine are bitter childhood enemies unknowingly reunited 25 years later. Their destined romance is derailed by misunderstandings and a meddling ex, but a brush with tragedy reveals fate's guiding hand and leads them to their happily ever after. #A #CO #R #LCSLitPitch24

[Melanie E McCullough @abirthdaygoblin]

Separated in Purgatory, Alice is determined to find her best friend. While Hell is better than advertised, the dead bicker over power and supplies, and Hell’s Ferryman comes with a dire warning: Beware the Wolf, nothing in Hell can stop it! #YA #LCSLITPITCH24

[Melanie E McCullough @abirthdaygoblin]

When the Royal Purple Feather is stolen, a Prince & his narcoleptic dragon set off on a quest. Along the way they aid those in need but the feather eludes them. Afraid to assume the crown, the Prince learns true worthiness lies in his selfless compassionate heart. #LCSLITPITCH24

[Melanie E McCullough @abirthdaygoblin]

Alone on his birthday, Grumpy Goblin accidentally summons the Fairy of Birthday Wishes. She shows him that true celebration means giving to others. Now every year, the Birthday Goblin's special day is all about spreading joy. 🎉 #PB #LCSLITPITCH24

[Melanie E McCullough @abirthdaygoblin]

@adropofmagick @205Lianne What’s this about being Pine-kissed? 💋 💋 💋 🌲