Abish 🗼

Student by day, dreamer by night 📚✨

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@tmuxvim “Diabolical levels of genius, I can’t even be mad 😭🔥”

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@buzz_video_buzz “Bro really sent Hokkaido salmon on an international vacation before cooking it 😂”

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@8mXJvt4ZidmemYc Please get married by the age of 25. If you casually think, ‘I’ll be fine as long as I get married by 30,’ you might regret it later…"

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@f_nakanohitoo "A LINE message from my wife:
‘There is no home for me to return to today.’"

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@J_bang46 "The other day, when I went for an HIV test, they asked me,
‘How many people have you had relations with?’

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@gunzyou1 "Yesterday too, I literally paid the bus fare right in front of the driver. But when I got off and started walking, the driver honked and yelled, ‘The person with the stroller!! What about the payment?!’

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@riri8568 "A text from mom is either the sweetest thing ever or the start of a horror movie." 😂

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@nyp_qoo "Section Chief, welcome home."
And somehow, after 30 years, that was still his title. ❤️
A title given not by a company, but by the person who loved him most.

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@quiet_klaxon "Huff... huff... Actually, the word pants is plural in English because they were originally made from two separate pieces of cloth..."

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@narendramodi Simple moments often create the strongest connections.

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@uturou_adhd "Decided to spoil myself with Häagen-Dazs today 😋 The crunchy crispy ones never disappoint!"

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@ikimono__17 "Nature’s giants never fail to amaze. A 6 cm hornet is both terrifying and fascinating at the same time. 🐝🔥"

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@from_newyork A few days ago, I visited Yasui Konpiragu Shrine, a shrine famous for helping people cut off bad relationships and attract good ones.

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@syuwanurse The register line was empty, but the real queue was the smoothie machine. Nothing tests your punctuality quite like a discounted smoothie and a machine stuck in maintenance mode. 😂🥤⏰

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@FT_thread "One of the most legendary World Cup runs ever. Football heritage. 🇧🇷🏆"

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@paindante17 The tone is playful and frustrated—someone is jokingly complaining that the expensive meat they bought for a livestream BBQ disappeared (probably eaten by friends, family, pets, or viewers jokingly imagined) while they were away for a moment.

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@dayo_kmd "A one-hour wait at 7-Eleven completely defeats the purpose of 'convenience'." 😭

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@twibuzmatome "That depends... should we be worried, or is this a secret membership badge?" 😂

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@frooooog_9696 My hand had been hurting since I walked through some bushes. Turns out there was a tiny thorn stuck in it. This is under a microscope, so it's way smaller than it looks. 🌿🔬

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@enigmatic_notes "I knew my little brother was going off the rails, but..."