ENiOBANKE

[ENiOBANKE @abisiola83]

Security situation in Nigeria:

I will not go out at night again.
Can't believe that I was chased by a common black nylon bag last night,moved by ordinary breeze😭
O God have mercy o #shedibalabala #akpabio #nicki #drake #Mane #nigerians #erigga

[ENiOBANKE @abisiola83]

How did people expect Spain to lose when the Holy Father was literally in Spain? 😭 Even the defense had apostolic support! 🇪🇸😂"

[Lion King | Chief Atabo @ChiefAtabo]

You will think living alone is fun until you are sick.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

nausea is so unserious.

either throw up… or stop making me feel like i might throw up for the next three hours. pick a struggle.

[Muna @Munalozy]

Please be kind. Don't be the reason someone skips a meal, feels completely alone, has to force their smile, gives up. Your words and actions have the ability to make or break a person. Choose kindness always.

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

“you look so beautiful, your boyfriend is really trying”
come una no dey rate person parent again?

[Mohd Modey @sarkinnomaa]

If you can’t afford 2 Air Conditioners in your house, here is a nice hack😂🙌
1 AC to power 2 rooms. Save this it might be useful someday😁

[Dr Oladele Joshua 💊 @Dr_Ladele00]

One of the hardest lessons adulthood teaches you is that you still have to show up, no matter what you're going through. Do it sad. Do it grieving.
Do it hopeless. Do it exhausted. Do it disappointed.
Do it with a heart that feels heavier than your body.

[Amarachi esq @amarachi_00]

I don’t think a man’s nakedness is that attractive 😭😭

[Chioma Genia @eugeeyy]

The aestheticalization of diseases and disorders.

"As an OCD girlie"
"As an ADHD girlie"
"OMG, we the lactose intolerant girlies".. as how?

Yet you've never officially been diagnosed. You just assume it resonates with you cos you see it online.

Real people suffer from these, and I bet you don't want to experience any. It's not a joke!

"Spend the day with me as an OCD girlie" and it's just you being a normal human being- cleaning and tidying up your space fgs🤦

[toxic king @toxicking]

Please take care of yourself, we got a lot of dumb bitches going into nursing

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Always have a backup plan for any plan that requires another human to execute

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Nobody has died from being single.
Again, absolutely nobody has died purely and solely from being single.

But many people have died and had their lives irreparably destroyed solely from just marrying the wrong person.

I will not explain.
If you don’t get it, pls don’t bother.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

all I know is that corporate careers do not like introverts.

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloris]

I’ll teach you. When you lean in, keep your lips soft. Start by focusing on one lip. Don’t try to kiss both at the same time. The bottom lip is usually easier, so you can start there and gently suck on it. You can use your tongue slightly graze over the lip while kissing. Try to keep the saliva in your mouth so things don’t get too wet.

While you’re kissing, moan a little and allow yourself enjoy it. After a while, switch to the upper lip, and naturally the other person will switch too. Also, don’t leave your hands hanging by your side. Get creative with them.

Don’t use your tongue yet. Master this first. Come back when you have, and I’ll teach you the next level of French kissing.

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

Medical people, I have a question. Don’t be angry please

When taking blood for tests, why must you look for veins? If you chook the needle anywhere, blood will definitely come out. Why must you look for a vein?

[Oreoluwa Bukola, CFA. @BukkyOA]

Pretty face privilege is a thing in corporate for both men and women. Package yourself. It is part of the curriculum.

[ENiOBANKE @abisiola83]

The headlines have moved on.
The children and teachers kidnapped in Oyo State have not.
While we carry on with our lives, their families are still living a nightmare. parents are still praying for a reunion.
Somewhere tonight, innocent children are still waiting to come home.

[Anita Vams @a__vanita]

Please!!!

Do not apply musk tahara on your panty.

God!

[Ijeoma Aniebo @Declectic]

My unpopular opinion is that Nigeria needs to stop! We need to pause and acknowledge the trauma we are living through. Unions need to go on strike. Everyone needs to take a week long moment of silence. Going on like nothing is happening, is inhumane and insane. Phew!