Abi🌻

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

SOMEONE SAID “WE'RE THE FIRST GENERATION OF WOMEN WHO ARE FREE TO DATE MEN SOLELY FOR THEIR CHARACTER & WE'RE ALL SINGLE.” AND JUST WOW

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

illegal transgender alien

[sarah @slothanova]

obsessed

[Tycoon🪐 @TycoonRazzi]

She doesn’t like her Nigerian name but her Asian mom made her feel good about it 🤗

Igbo men too dey explore 😂

[🅳🅽🅱 🆃🅷🅾🆃🆃🅸🅴 @dnb_txmilf]

when I call you "bb" it stands for
baked bean, remember that

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

"That motherfucker back there is not real!"

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

I need my next partner to be absolutely looney tunes for me. Like, heart exploding from chest, tongue rolling out into a carpet, bonking themselves on the head with a hammer when they see me until little birds circle them, etc etc

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

*phone rings in middle of the night*

me: *answers phone* hey this is josh with toxicology

doc: hey josh we have a kid here with cyanosis, blue tongue, blue lips—uhh hold on a sec *whispering in background*

me: ?

doc: nvm they had a blue jolly rancher bye

[Abi🌻 @abistolz]

@MILFWEEED I want a sweatshirt!!!! 😍

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Butterflies will sometimes land on a Caiman and drink its salty, crocodile tears to in order to survive. This helps the Caiman to feel both less sad and more fabulous.

📸: Mark Cowan

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Abortion is legal in California.

It will remain that way.

I just signed a bill that makes our state a safe haven for women across the nation.

We will not cooperate with any states that attempt to prosecute women or doctors for receiving or providing reproductive care.

[Abi🌻 @abistolz]

@KWWL why were the tornado sirens going off this morning in CF?

[Asaad Sam Hanna @asaadhanna]

This man is 80-year-old, showed up to join the Ukrainian army, carrying with him a small case with 2 t-shirts, a pair of extra pants, a toothbrush and a few sandwiches for lunch.
He said he was doing it for his grandkids in #Ukraine

[Abi🌻 @abistolz]

@MollyXFrese Will you ship these? If yes, can I get the top left?

[Jazzy @kidjazzyy]

Since no one ever got to see my prom dress bc of Covid here y’all go 🚶🏾‍♀️

[Abi🌻 @abistolz]

@reaganomixxx I swear i thought the same thing