ABK

[ABK @abk__16]

Every time I read “do not touch your eyes, nose, or mouth” I almost immediately touch my eyes, nose, or mouth.

[ABK @abk__16]

@Rowenhorsts 😂😂😂😂😂😂 SAME

[ABK @abk__16]

@kristincolozz At least you’re not in charge of bringing the coffee and lunch... @michaelcolozza

[Mark Miear @MarkMiear]

Buses pulling out to deliver food! They are all using outside speakers to play music so you can hear them coming!

[ABK @abk__16]

@michaelcolozza @kristincolozz The question is... by what time....

[ABK @abk__16]

@IronMiriam We eat at 10:10 every single day at school. Ready for dinner by 3:30.

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Have you noticed every commercial on TV seems to feature an interracial couple now?

@dominos, have you noticed how I’m white and Catherine is Filipino?

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Don’t get everyone’s obsession with The Bachelor. It’s all scripted. Name one couple who actually got married from that show. Exactly.

[ABK @abk__16]

@lexybreanne it looks like a slug on his face

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

STEPHEN STRASBURG STRIKES OUT THE SIDE IN THE 7TH!

He's matched his #Postseason career high with 12 on the night.

#Strasmas // #STAYINTHEFIGHT

[ABK @abk__16]

@muariley HAHAHAHHA that’s so funny 😂😂😂😂. Can we be friends now ? I won’t reply our sister what you tweet 🤪 @kpowe11

[ABK @abk__16]

. @chrisbharrison does running around looking for @colton make u want to join a gym

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Mo’ money. Mo’ problems.

[ABK @abk__16]

What is this snack tent you speak of @colton ?? #BachelorNation

[ABK @abk__16]

Ok @chrisbharrison trying to get their attention back on #TheWomenTellAll reminds me of trying to get my 6th graders attention in class. #TheBachelor

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Found my old Bachelor application. Totally forgot there were only 2 questions.

-Are you interested in quitting your job and selling Fit Tea from home?

-Do you want to start a podcast?

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Catherine and I are headed to New York to celebrate our anniversary. Are there any shows we should see on Netflix?

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Screw it, I’ll start my diet next year.

[ABK @abk__16]

When my family says “I’ll be there by lunch” I expect them by dinner. This is never failed me.

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

We all have people we look up to. This man is that person for me.