Alexandra Blair

[Alexandra Blair @ablairrr]

Thank you @halsey for spending 3,690 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/B86zfIeQmh

[Alexandra Blair @ablairrr]

Love that we make something EVERYONE uses into another masculinity.

[Alexandra Blair @ablairrr]

Watching the @NHLBruins game and according to the announcers @Gillette is the the best a MAN can get, brb while I go buy all new razors

[Alexandra Blair @ablairrr]

How to be a bitch 101: when you see a a guy who you know got married and divorced and is now dating a girl you don’t care for, ask him how his wife is doing

[Alexandra Blair @ablairrr]

Idc how hungry you are, eating on public transportation is disgusting to begin with but especially during a pandemic @MBTA

[Alexandra Blair @ablairrr]

Like even just get a peloton if you need to spend your money

[Alexandra Blair @ablairrr]

Can someone please explain this new workout mirror trend...like I’m sorry but save your money and turn on the tv

[Alexandra Blair @ablairrr]

@lauurennn_ Lmao I thought it was popcorn 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

9/28/20 1:48am Caller reports hearing strange noises outside her house. Was not aware it was raining

[CJ Johnson @cjjohnsonjr]

Did Trump just refer to Elizabeth Warren as Pocahontas during a presidential debate? #Debates2020

[Alexandra Blair @ablairrr]

You give us shit for being the ‘everyone deserves a trophy generation’ but that’s what taught us we are all equally deserving...

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

If I say “Black Lives Matter” and your response is “All Lives Matter” I find that very frustrating. It’s like if I asked “what’s 2+2” and you said “it isn’t 3” you’re not wrong but, that isn’t a solution to the problem.

[Alexandra Blair @ablairrr]

For anyone who needs a vacation but is stuck at home @jimmybuffett came out with a new album and it’s honestly the next best thing rn

[Albion Fit @albionfit]

The grass is greener where you water it.

[Kuromis gf @sugar_ditz]

Fat in the house and I’m in the house fat

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Come to Wendy’s drive-thru this Friday and get FREE 4pc nuggets. No purchase necessary and not a single string attached.

[Alexandra Blair @ablairrr]

Adulting is when your birthday gift to yourself is a washing machine

[Alexandra Blair @ablairrr]

I swear my heart breaks more for others than myself

[Alexandra Blair @ablairrr]

Want to save cash without thinking about it? Check out @hellodigit, it's like magic. https://t.co/qjVmR8cphI

[Alexandra Blair @ablairrr]

I’ve had messy roommates, bad roommates, but nothing compares to a psychopath 😅