AB_Lerwal

MSc (in-view), MBA, B.Eng (Agricultural), GMNSE (Agric. Engr.), ABU ALUMNUS, Agripreneur (Founder of Jari Crop Production), Madridista.

[Aminu Dalhat @AminuDalhat]

It is so difficult to make progress at work if you work with a boss who doesn’t like you.

Most bosses will like you if you deliver on your work.

[WolfRMFC @WolfRMFC]

I dont think Trent has to worry about Dumfries benching him. Trent will be starting once the league starts.

[Nick's Pizza @Al_Must3rph3r]

Yasir you graduated in 2017, while Komu yan baya Al’amin ghost was my junior. He was then studying Engineering at the time and I remember he dropped out from ABU Zaria. But honestly, I don’t know how he suddenly became your brother when you weren’t even at ABU Zaria. Wallahi I don’t know where you got this kind of ass licking??😂
Omo the title fit you well "Dan Masanin Masu Kudin Qasar Hausa"😂😂

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

UPDATE ON MY MAI SUYA: I have now found them. Apparently, someone came to buy N15,000 suya from them. He was their last customer and had bought up all the suya they had left.

When the guy was about to enter his car, armed robbers collected his keys and drove the car away. My mai suya guys were completely unaware of what had happened because, strangely, the guy never even came back to them to say that any such thing had happened.

It wasn’t until they set up the next day to start their business that they were arrested and detained on the allegation that they must have colluded with the armed robbers.

Their phones were sent to the DSS for analysis to check whether there was any communication between them and anybody leading up to the carjacking. There wasn’t.

The good news is that the guys have now been released because, apparently, the car has now been found. Their phones have yet to be returned by the DSS though.

Following their release, they asked the Police whether they could resume at their old spot and the Police advised that they wait until the DSS releases their phones and the matter is fully resolved. They have, therefore, set up temporarily on Bala Sokoto Way. They had lost business for 10 days and were already looking emaciated.

I asked if they needed a lawyer and they said they didn’t think so right now. They were empathetic to the guy that had been robbed of his car and were pleased that it had now been recovered. Thank you to @egi_nupe and @PwettyFeet who offered free legal services should they need them.

Unknown to me, there are neighbours I didn’t even know were on Twitter who have reached out to express their concerns, on the basis that they have been part of our community for years. We all, therefore, agreed that we would raise a little money to help them get back on their feet.

I went to look for the DPO today but he wasn’t there. I’ll go again tomorrow to ask about their phones.

They are out and back to striving to make an honest living. And no, I didn’t buy Suya today. That wasn’t the purpose.

[MS Ingawa @MSIngawa]

NAQS Recruitment Update:

The Nigeria Agricultural Quarantine Service (NAQS) has officially closed the application portal for its ongoing recruitment exercise.

We are sincerely grateful to the hundreds of thousands of Nigerians who showed interest in serving our nation through the Service. The overwhelming response demonstrates the confidence and trust placed in the Service and the commitment of our youth to national development.

The infographic below provides a snapshot of the recruitment exercise, highlighting key statistics from the application process.

We appreciate the patience and understanding of applicants, particularly during the period of high traffic experienced on the recruitment portal.

The next stages of the recruitment process will be communicated only through the official NAQS communication channels. Applicants are advised to remain vigilant and disregard misinformation or messages from unauthorized individuals or platforms.

Signed:
ACG. Issaka Ahmed
Director, Human Resources
For: Comptroller General

[Bolaji Fesomade @MasterBolaji]

JUST IN: The FG will train 300 NYSC members as CNG technicians & attach them to CNG centres nationwide. They will receive a stipend of 100k/per month while gaining skills & work experience. The programme aims to help convert 100,000 vehicles to CNG yearly, creating more jobs.

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

I keep meeting brilliant people in Lagos and Nairobi doing world-class work with a laptop and a ten dollar AI subscription.

Location stopped being the ceiling.

Ambition is the only real bottleneck left.

[Baffa @Mal_Baffa]

Coming back down to living within your means after you’ve finished spending a little money you came by is very humbling😂😭

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

Being right is worthless if nobody can understand you.

Clarity beats raw intelligence in almost every room that matters.

Learn to explain hard things simply, and you will out-earn people far smarter than you.

[Rodrygo Goes @RodrygoGoes]

Saudades ⚽️⏳

[MS Ingawa @MSIngawa]

I will not accept for now. Except management level

Alhamdulillah!

[Sir J (J9) @SirJarus]

That's why you will never see me advocate against either of them.

[Mesut Özil @M10]

20 years ago today, I took my first steps in professional football.

At the time, I didn’t know where this journey would take me. I only knew how much I loved the game and how grateful I was for every opportunity to play it.

Looking back now, I think of all the moments, the people I met, the lessons I learned and the memories that will stay with me forever.
Football gave me more than I could have ever imagined, and I’m grateful for every chapter of this journey.

20 years later, the love for the game remains the same. ⚽❤️

@s04

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

People who hustle hard to make money and make time to enjoy the money after making it >>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Shuaib Ismail Bako @mc_foee]

I know we’re all trying to show that we all have high living standards and Nigerian government is rubbish, but 900k is not small money dan gidan ku!

[PRIME @rwabunungu]

He didn't know that this scene would change his entire life.

[Sir J (J9) @SirJarus]

Oil & gas was my primary field (most of my career in the industry).

So, anytime I prepare candidates for interviews of top oil companies, I try to simplify the industry for them.

One of the many prep classes we did during last NNPC recruitments. 100+ of candidates got in

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

You need to get out of your own personal frame in order to stay grateful.

I finished from Uni at 20, was done with NYSC at 21. 3 years later, couldn't get a job and became extremely sad.

My dad went, "are you aware some of your mates are just writing JAMB?"

Bruh.

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Call it what it is: not "surprised", not "caught off guard". It’s sexual assault. Words matter.

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

Serious countries treat behaviours like this as an act of terrorism.