abby

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

TRADE OFFER

Norway receives:
-The entire USMNT roster
-10,000 Air Conditioning units

USA receives:
-Erling Haaland

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

How life starts to feel when you stop taking work so seriously

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

I've seen enough.

It's time for Team USA to deploy their secret weapon:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

LIGHTING STRIKES TWICE MALIK TILLMAN

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

FUCK BELGIAN WAFFLES
FUCK BELGIAN CHOCOLATE
FUCK BELGIAN BEER

USA IN 5 🇺🇸

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

Usually it’s called soccer

But tomorrow night in Seattle, for one day only against Belgium

It’s called Monday Night Football.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mariner. He was born completely deaf, which means he gets to enjoy fireworks with all the sparkle and none of the boom. 13/10

[Joey Chestnut @joeyjaws]

Bad day to be a hot dog!! Happy 4th of July!!!

[Dan Canobbio @DanCanobbio]

Boots is poetry in motion except extremely violent

[G. F. Allen @AuthorGFAllen]

why the hell does Netflix help me spell a movie they don’t have??

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

What’s the phone number for the FIFA red card appeal hotline?

[Zach Schumaker @ZachSchumaker]

Round 3 of Boots Ennis vs. Xander Zayas is one of the greatest rounds of boxing you will ever watch.

An absolute war from bell to bell. Pure cinema. #ZayasEnnis

[abby @ablawson23]

#zayasennis

[‏ً @PAlNSHOW]

Is he on crack?

[𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @naturehealyou]

some people are born to like this feeling

[abby @ablawson23]

Dad- I love you!!!

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You’re not driving an 18 wheeler. You’re driving a Hyundai Santa Fe. Make that right turn and let’s get fucking moving.

[Magills @magills_]

Seeing the glow of the Waffle House sign at 3:42 am after closing down the bars and puking in the Uber

[Jack @jackunheard]

Greatest upgrade in the history of upgrades.