Paul Fletcher

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Finally achieved a long-imagined fantasy of having sex in a swimming pool. Turns out its much harder than you'd think - the water washes natural lubricant away, so could only get it 1/3 of the way in. Gave it 5-10 mins, then moved back to our boring bed to do it properly

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Wife kept pointing out all the sunbathing ladies in thongs on a recent holiday, telling me they should cover up. Cheers for pointing them out.

[Paul Fletcher @ablokesomewhere]

@LouSanders

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

We’re trying to get as many followers as Rishi Sunak so we can show the government just how many people are prepared to fight for the NHS.

Please can you help by following us and retweeting this message?

[Peter Kyle @peterkyle]

Tulip Sadiq asks the prime minister about the welfare of 200 unaccompanied migrant children who’ve gone missing.

Tory MP Jonathan Gullis heckles ‘well they shouldn’t have come here illegally’.

Just when you think you’ve heard it all, the Tory Party find a new low

#PMQs

[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

Nadhim Zahawi is still the Chair of the Tory Party and Rishi Sunak is too weak to do anything about it.
https://t.co/JH1OLDtpxF

[lucy woods @LucyWoodslucy70]

you made 20,00 redundant closed 600 police stations, and a third of courts, sacked support staff and now 1800 new recruits have quit .

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

When did forcing people to work against their will, allowing them to be sacked if they refuse & robbing them of human rights protections become a “peoples priority” in this country @RishiSunak?

[lucy woods @LucyWoodslucy70]

Fascist TV gets a new fascist

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

The French are striking because the state pension age is rising to 64. In the UK it’s 68.

We are being mugged off.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Sweden requires all politicians to publish their tax returns. How about it, Mr Sunak?

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

13 years of Tory neglect has left our NHS in crisis, with 7.2 million people on the waiting list.

Rishi Sunak’s solution? Sack nurses who go on strike.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Jeez. This is getting zero coverage this morning. We need our own news channel. Until that happens please keep sharing the facts

[Anneliese Dodds @AnnelieseDodds]

If true, this is another nail in the coffin of the honesty, integrity and accountability promised by Rishi Sunak. This raises serious questions for both Nadhim Zahawi and the PM: 🧵

https://t.co/ymNohRuZSf

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

EXCLUSIVE: Just 30% of voters say they are aware of new law requiring photo ID at polling stations, meaning millions risk being turned away from polls in May.

Only one-in-ten say they've received info from local authorities about the new requirements. https://t.co/Y0tdaeve2f

[Keith Burge @carryonkeith]

There is nothing more patriotic than trying to not pay your taxes and thereby starve essential public services of funding.

[Labour🌹Unions @labourunionsuk]

Today, MPs vote on the right to strike.

Watch Angela Rayner explain why Labour will be opposing the Anti-Strikes Bill every step of the way.

Then add your name to join our campaign https://t.co/JP8VwtWFuB

#righttostrike