alasdair mcwilliams

ex-Local Government, movie junkie, short story writer, editor & filmmaker - I follow loads of people for a variety of reasons; I don't expect you to follow back

[alasdair mcwilliams @abmcwilliams]

@HooklandGuide waiting at the end of road for customers, handing little baggies over on the bridge in the shadows, but never crossing and stepping into the darkness under the trees. So much for hardmen...

[alasdair mcwilliams @abmcwilliams]

@HooklandGuide At the end of our road, the railway footbridge crosses from the Town to the edge of the woods. The last streetlight is just before the bridge. A couple of dealers used to sell weed there...

[alasdair mcwilliams @abmcwilliams]

@SweatieAngle @Timobros OK... hear me out Ranveer Singh as Pinhead, his lore/backstory presented in song and dance in the style of the film Bajirao Mastani - https://t.co/eNobUsHI5O . The spectacle would awesome, he would be amazing, his downfall tragic

[alasdair mcwilliams @abmcwilliams]

He offered to show me some pages from the next edition. I said yes, and somebody came over with an envelope of the pages. When I looked up, it was you! I was so excited to meet you that I woke up, only to be disappointed that it had been a dream 😆

[alasdair mcwilliams @abmcwilliams]

@StephenKing - had a dream last night where I was working on a film with a storyboard artist who also did graphic novels. He was telling me about a Stephen King project he was on, based on a series of short stories centred on a figure called The Laughing Man.

[alasdair mcwilliams @abmcwilliams]

@MichaelRosenYes They got a little medal,
On his shoulders did it rest,
Really rather humble,
It simply said "the best".
It needn't be much larger,
Though adulation's due,
Mikey's status as a poet
Is something we all knew
😁

[alasdair mcwilliams @abmcwilliams]

@RebellionJason Missing punctuation, exhorting us peasants to embrace equestrianism in public spaces?... Use Park, and Ride! 😁

or Jarvis Cocker is revisiting classic lyrics?
🎵 So I took her to a park and ri-ide
I don't why,
but I had to decide
on somewhere
So it started there🎵

[alasdair mcwilliams @abmcwilliams]

@RebellionJason @TimothyEveland Surely he would signal he's a jouster by wearing a funny hat with bells on, and a pigs bladder on a stick, and songs of hey-nonny?

[alasdair mcwilliams @abmcwilliams]

@Gentleman_Ways @crystaltippps Gives me goosebumps

[alasdair mcwilliams @abmcwilliams]

@HooklandGuide Angela Carter. All About Eve (Scarlet & Other Stories), bottle of red wine, reading lamp by the bed, candles on the walls - my teenage years 😁

[alasdair mcwilliams @abmcwilliams]

@okayestpoet Or a Malkavian on a really long running prank?

[alasdair mcwilliams @abmcwilliams]

@AnnaJKlassen Oh dear...

[alasdair mcwilliams @abmcwilliams]

@MuskMust2024 @anon_opin Quick check to find this Comment - you did not disappoint 😁

[alasdair mcwilliams @abmcwilliams]

@disnenchanted @MichaelRosenYes @CounsellingSam Big Mikey McRosen - Bard o' the Bairns 😁

[alasdair mcwilliams @abmcwilliams]

@MichaelRosenYes @lemnsissay MC Grandpa, clutching at the mic
Quickstep bear-hunt,
Jump on your bike
Over, under
Deck one, deck two
Quickstep bear-hunt,
Gotta go through.
MC Grandpa, he's got the rhyme;
Benefit of talent,
Benefit of time.
MC Grandpa, wit like a knife
Learnt from experience,
Learnt from life

[alasdair mcwilliams @abmcwilliams]

@RealGDT Mine too! 😁 puedo ir a ver la para mis cumpleanos!

[alasdair mcwilliams @abmcwilliams]

@eliistender10 Hello 🙂

[alasdair mcwilliams @abmcwilliams]

@EricIdle - the son of a friend is going to break the world record for the longest run up to bowl in a cricket match, for charity. 16 miles, in cricket whites, ball in hand, run up to then bowl. The 1st thing I thought was that it would have made an awesome Monty Python sketch 😁

[alasdair mcwilliams @abmcwilliams]

@Y2John84 I'm doing fine... he sees me 😉😆

[alasdair mcwilliams @abmcwilliams]

@estella_rua 😆 that's a "I'm doing this, but I don't know why, I think I may be insane" look if everyone I saw one. ... "Don't look down, you say? Why on earth would I do that?... Oops... I looked!." 😆