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@terrificprodig1 The subtle act of not giving a fuck

Aljazeera is a corrupt org so this is probably one of the best response for them

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On July 29, 2010, someone said:
“If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry.”
Today, I repeat those words.

September 28, 2026

Mr. Alpha 👁️

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@99Majik You never jam guys way go betray you at the end na why

No go make better investment

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@NigeriaStories Na you get am ?

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@instablog9ja Exactly what tinubu said

And he is asking for another 4 years

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No man can win every battle

But no man should fall without a struggle

#happynewweek
#Growth

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It Monday
Wake.pray.keepgrinding
$Garri $Eba #Trend

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happened.
He said, “Bro, you helped me get the job. You’re not my boss.”
My friend just said, “You’re right. That’s why I can’t help you get another one.”
The guy blocked him immediately. 😭

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Storytime by ABM
Some people’s audacity will genuinely shock you. 😂
A friend helped his younger brother get a job and even begged the manager to give him a chance.
Three months later, the guy was fired for coming late and disrespecting customers.
My friend called him to ask what

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@Muhammadancopss 100,000 loyal followers

Start a business
You already have 100,000 customers

Tell them to help you promote on there pages
At least 1000 of them will have a million followers

Create an app
You already have 100k users

Billionaire in a few years

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There is freedom to speech

But freedom after speech is not guaranteed

Be wise

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@bod_repuplic That's why we keep grinding

It all about consistency

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That's why we keep grinding
No matter the reaction

Consistence matters

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Some times your posts will do well,and sometimes they will flop,but never stop posting if you really want to grow on X.

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@Seyikay_ @NigeriaStories 😅😅😅

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Pt4

That was the day I discovered I was attending a family meeting about myself without knowing. 😭😂

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Storytime by ABM
Pt1

My girlfriend suddenly told me, “I want you to meet my family.”

I was excited. I dressed well, bought drinks and even rehearsed how to greet her parents.

When I got there, everybody was already sitting in the sitting room.

Her dad looked at me and said,

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Pt3
I smiled awkwardly.

He looked at his mum and said:

“Mummy, this is the same man she told you she broke up with last month.”

The whole room went quiet.

I slowly turned to my girlfriend.
She was looking at me like she had never seen me before.

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Like nowwwwwww

[yreva @uffyebanda]

GOD I NEED $1M

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@boniface_jrn Agba baller
001

I need laptop boss
Help my life
My skill dey suffer without laptop