Marisa

don't forget the happy thoughts

[Marisa @abnormalmarisa]

Idk who needs it right now but unclench your jaw & loosen your shoulders. 😌

[Marisa @abnormalmarisa]

Alright the world is ready for a @gwatsky and @grandson collab cmon fellas

[Marisa @abnormalmarisa]

@PnutButterBoi HELL YEAH YA DID 😉

[Marisa @abnormalmarisa]

@delsterling Thank you very much. He was literally thrashing around 5 minutes after the alarm went off.

[Marisa @abnormalmarisa]

“I sub-tweeted you again this morning” ??????????????

[tuck 🌷 @gladerunner2049]

Apparently singing “Kids in America” and Les Mis while rolling around the bed is considered “too much energy for the morning”

[Marisa @abnormalmarisa]

BODY 👏🏼 POSITIVITY 👏🏼 FROM 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 CHAMP

[tuck 🌷 @gladerunner2049]

I have so much Christmas candy

And you know what

Ima eat it all and still love my body

[Marisa @abnormalmarisa]

Hello back on Twitter to say that the whole new album by @grandson is a masterpiece, especially Drop Dead.

[Marisa @abnormalmarisa]

@PnutButterBoi 😒

[Marisa @abnormalmarisa]

@PnutButterBoi Just like you - bright & bold 🤟🏼

[Marisa @abnormalmarisa]

@PnutButterBoi Thought you were safe here huh? Why don’t you ABSOLUTELY TAG ME NEXT TIME, COWARD

[Marisa @abnormalmarisa]

Hey y’all haven’t been on Twitter in a year & after spending some quality time reading my own tweets, I can confirm I’m the exact same dumbass & I’ll probably sign back off for another year now.

[Marisa @abnormalmarisa]

@sunlitsummers @thederrierefair Holy shit

[Marisa @abnormalmarisa]

@beegriz @PnutButterBoi

[Marisa @abnormalmarisa]

Instead of getting a song stuck in my head, like regular people, @PnutButterBoi got a solfège vocal warmup stuck in my head today.

[Marisa @abnormalmarisa]

@sunlitsummers @PnutButterBoi ....... okay great news because I bought a bag of kit kats today

[Marisa @abnormalmarisa]

I just really want to eat a lot of chocolate today so if anybody catches me with some zits later this week mind ya business

[Marisa @abnormalmarisa]

I’m parked outside my apartment & going on minute 8 of just sitting in the car because the other day I counted 45 steps up to my unit & WHO would sign up for that after a work day

[KD @K_DeGolyer]

If I had a dollar for everytime I said “bye bye” on the phone I would be able to say “bye bye” to my job

[Marisa @abnormalmarisa]

@thederrierefair I fucking CHOKED

[Marisa @abnormalmarisa]

Grateful that @thederrierefair retweeted a possum account because now I follow said possum account

[darian @thederrierefair]

nobody:
nobody at all:
not one grassy soul:
@patrickwilson73: real estate’s my game.