Kel

I am what I am. - Popeye

[Kel @aboardwalkgypsy]

A def fave thing about a relationship: having someone unhook my bra every night. NO more weird dance to get it off. It's the small things.

[Kel @aboardwalkgypsy]

I can't wait until I'm rich.

[Kel @aboardwalkgypsy]

Oh Chaplin. Ridiculously awesome.

[Kel @aboardwalkgypsy]

I love danger but I also love safety. I'm deeply complicated.

[Kel @aboardwalkgypsy]

Somebody bring me cranberry Redbull and string cheese! #worklunch #iwantallthefoods #hangry

[Kel @aboardwalkgypsy]

From my peripherals there's been a man watching me from around corners my whole life. He's gone when I do a double take. I named him Max.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Donald Trump: There hasn't been a novelty act this annoying since Alvin and the Chipmunks.

[Kel @aboardwalkgypsy]

I'm brilliant AFTER midnight. 10 more minutes, than I can really get writing. #writersproblems #writerslife #beingweird

[Kel @aboardwalkgypsy]

Something that really bums me out. I'm never going to hear Style Style performed live. #elephone #stylestyle #1stcrush

[Kel @aboardwalkgypsy]

I hate her, she's so annoying. I hope she dies soon. - Things u say watching movies that you wouldn't say in real life.

[Kel @aboardwalkgypsy]

@goldiehawn My hubs and I recently got married on a boat. Our first dance was Something Special by Randy Newman (theme to OB). Perfect!

[Kel @aboardwalkgypsy]

I've come to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.