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[Abobijiego @abobi_17]

Good morning y'all 🌄

Another day, another naira 👋

[Chapo(Emb📂💿)🗣️ @FugaziReturn]

And we have an actual rapper in Nigeria that rather arrest people and tweet 50 times daily than use music to reply 💔

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

Buju is just too good man! Wow see performance 🔥

[G.r.a.c.h.i💙 @grachidiaries]

Walking around the streets of Anambra looking for my own Odụgwu

[StatiSense @StatiSense]

🇳🇬 WHICH NIGERIAN STATES HAVE THE MOST BANK BRANCHES? — 2025

State — Number of Branches

1 🟣 Lagos — 1,444
2 🟠 Abuja (FCT) — 362
3 🟤 Rivers — 275
4 🟤 Delta — 196
5 🟣 Oyo — 196
6 🟢 Anambra — 194
7 🟣 Ogun — 181
8 🟤 Edo — 165
9 🔴 Kano — 157
10 🔴 Kaduna — 146
11 🟢 Enugu — 118
12 🟢 Abia — 117
13 🟢 Ondo — 105
14 🟣 Osun — 96
15 🟢 Imo — 94
16 🟤 Akwa Ibom — 90
17 🟠 Kwara — 74
18 🟠 Niger — 74
19 🟠 Kogi — 68
20 🟤 Cross River — 67
21 🟠 Benue — 61
22 🟠 Plateau — 61
23 🟣 Ekiti — 57
24 🟠 Nasarawa — 55
25 🔴 Katsina — 50
26 ⚫ Adamawa — 49
27 ⚫ Bauchi — 47
28 ⚫ Borno — 46
29 🔴 Sokoto — 45
30 🔴 Jigawa — 37
31 🔴 Kebbi — 34
32 🟢 Ebonyi — 32
33 🟤 Bayelsa — 31
34 ⚫ Gombe — 31
35 🔴 Zamfara — 28
36 ⚫ Taraba — 26
37 ⚫ Yobe — 23

🟠 NC ⚫ NE 🔴 NW 🟢 SE 🟤 SS 🟣 SW

#StatiSense
(CBN)

[Abobijiego @abobi_17]

@StatiSense And he opened his gutter mouth to rant rubbish🤌

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

This is legit the weirdest pre-penalty kick ritual I have ever seen😭😭

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

Met seyi tinubu one on one
I tell am my mind as I dey work for my money too!!!!

[Abobijiego @abobi_17]

Lol...🫵
Anambra don see shege for una hand.. 👌 l

[SALAWU||OMOIYAONIPAKO @salawueedris1]

I served in Anambra State, Ekwusugo LGA to be precise. The functional banks in Anambra are located in four towns: Awka, Onitsha, Nnewi, and IHIALA. Other towns have no banks or only non-functional ones.

Once you leave Onitsha, you’d barely see functional banks until you get to IHIALA. The distance from Onitsha to IHIALA is like traveling from the mainland to Island

In Ekiti State, towns like Efon Alaye, Aramoko, Iyin, Oye, Ado, Ikere, etc., have functional banks.

Also, banks are strategic in where they establish branches. If a location is prone to illegal activities (robbery, k!dnapping, etc) , they won’t open a branch in that location.

Banks will consider opening a branch in Ekiti towns rather than in Anambra because Ekiti is 70% peaceful and easier for doing business.

[Abobijiego @abobi_17]

@eponchuks 😂

[NOTJUSTOK @NOTJUSTOK]

Mood. 😌

[Abobijiego @abobi_17]

If you dey smoke cigarettes as a young guy, Bro I'll disappear from you thb

[JAYDIKAY🏆💙 @jaydikay1]

“My Backy say make i no reply you”
Jeriq is very smart walahi😂😂

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

You know the insane thing. Not one older woman has actually responded to the question she asked.

"You'll see their arteries, their veins. Their shoulders go puff" 😭 - e enter them gan. 😂

You're threatening her with age. Is this what you want her to become?

[Oluwakemi Oyefeso @i_am_agbeke]

They look so ridiculous 🫩

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

This is content😂

I love this chidera guy❤️💯

[Abobijiego @abobi_17]

@_papawere 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[PRINCIPAL 🇺🇬 @_papawere]

Stop fighting with people you don't know 🤣🤣🤣🙌

[𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney]

Yahoo money no be wetin Dem take dey brag or say your fellow man no get reach you. Make your fraud money and shut the fuck up.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Next time

[Abobijiego @abobi_17]

Old money 💰🤑🤑🤑🤑

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

It’s raining heavily, I’m sitting on my veranda, eating porridge yam with stock fish and peppered goat meat, drinking cold Zobo, taking in all the fresh air and enjoying my view.☺️😍 God is great.❤️

[Abobijiego @abobi_17]

I don laugh so teeer my chest dey pain me 😁😂😂😂