Melissa.

[Melissa. @abodilymess]

Nothing makes me happier than efficient paperwork and customer service - 20 minutes on the dot between these two photos spent completing my registration renewal. @CA_DMV Nevada County DMV for the win 🥇

#thisisalmostthirty

[Melissa. @abodilymess]

I will never understand how politicians are allowed to own stocks.

[Melissa. @abodilymess]

Hand written notes are all fine and dandy until there is no Ctrl+F to find things 🙄

[Melissa. @abodilymess]

Angsty teen music is mainstream again and I’m loving it

[Melissa. @abodilymess]

@mike_dewald He should should 100% be suspended until the investigations concluded and the aligations are either confirmed or denied.

This is a shinning example of poor inveigation practices. Windors HR & counsel are failing miserably with this one.

[Tish Cyrus-Purcell @tishcyrus]

@Weedmaps is bringing together @wizkhalifa, @billyraycyrus, @berner415 and other top artists for world's biggest 4/20 virtual celebration #cannabis #420 https://t.co/gC1KTrkngh

[Melissa. @abodilymess]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[London Breed @LondonBreed]

Cannabis is an needed medicine for many San Franciscans and dispensaries are allowed to continue operating.

[Melissa. @abodilymess]

@hotelsdotcom In your DM’s now.

[Melissa. @abodilymess]

THE worst customer experience w/ @hotelsdotcom. Speaking w/ customer service for over an hour w/ no end in sight; after being double charged for a booking they were suppose to refund. Taking over 2800USD from my account. Now stranded in Kyoto no funds.

[Melissa. @abodilymess]

Customer service has now concluded I will receive service with in 3 business days. This needs fixing NOW. Absolutely unacceptable. @hotelsdotcom

[San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle]

#BREAKING: Evacuation warning has been issued for much of Santa Rosa as #KincadeFire burns, winds pick up.

Read the latest: https://t.co/zHDA4OjtAa

[Mo @LamarHeisman]

Packers’ player of the game

[Melissa. @abodilymess]

Watching the little league World Series and they announced that not a single parent of the Venezuelan team was able to get a US visa to watch their kids play - Im so glad Family values continue to prevail in the USA 🇺🇸 Thanks, @realDonaldTrump

[TEVRA SHAI @breederoffilth]

I have been laughing my ass off.

LET ME TELL YOU WHY-

[Melissa. @abodilymess]

I pay a lot of money to live where it’s not cold. California, I would like a refund. 🌬

[Melissa. @abodilymess]

Drinking with a paper straw is the most intense race against time I’ve ever participated in.

[Melissa. @abodilymess]

114 of my instagram friends follow @khloekardashian - I’m judging everyone of you this evening.

[Melissa. @abodilymess]

@Lydia_xoxoxoxox ditto, lovely!

[Melissa. @abodilymess]

I think I need to have more “did you use the bathroom; did you try to use the bathroom?” talks with myself before leaving my apartment.

[DAN @danWorthington]

This photo will define the entire #NBAFinals for LeBron.