Abby

welcome to the place where I express how Baltimore sports teams determine my mental well being and I progressively become more unhinged.

[Abby @abollinger3939]

The clutch Baltimore sports has on my mental health and general happiness is toxic and unhealthy but I love it

[Abby @abollinger3939]

@editti22 No one is taking about Pete’s sealed run shuffle to get the cooler and it’s cracking me up

[Abby @abollinger3939]

I am begging @masnOrioles to make their score bug include how many challenges each team has. Pretty pleeeaaassseeeeeee

[O’s Card Giveaways @OsCardGiveAways]

Late night giveaway! Like and retweet! I’ll select one lucky follower around noon tomorrow to receive this Adley Rutschman card! #Birdland #Orioles

[Abby @abollinger3939]

@OriolesFanRyan It was meant to be 😂😂😂😂

[Abby @abollinger3939]

@editti22 What happened?

[Abby @abollinger3939]

@Jim22Palmer Coming off of I-83 around 8:30 in the morning is pure hell in that entire area…what’s worst is the camera constantly flashing at people stuck in the middle of the intersection

[Abby @abollinger3939]

@jbenowitz1831 At this point I’m convinced they are protecting him from whatever curse this is

[Eutaw Street Report @EutawStReport]

Evolution of the 2025 Orioles fan wish list

Win the World Series ❌️
Win a playoff game ❌️
Win the division ❌️
Sneak a wild card spot ❌️
Finish above .500 ❌️
Finish at .500 ❌️
Win 3 games in a row ❌️
Win a game ❓️🙏

[Abby @abollinger3939]

@jbenowitz1831 Jackson finding his groove

[Abby @abollinger3939]

When one of the more positive orioles accounts makes this statement… sorry Charlie but you ✨ tried ✨

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

In all seriousness, he can’t make another start. Get him the fuck off this team.

[Abby @abollinger3939]

It’s 11:45pm and I’m listening to Kevin Brown and Ben McDonald discuss how big of a head start they would need to beat Michael Phelps while swimming.

Yep, Orioles are back.

[Zach Bollinger @zachbollinger18]

Personally, I prefer my infielders to play in the infield and my outfielders to play in the outfield.

[Abby @abollinger3939]

An actual queen! Her book “Waste” is brilliant and super insightful and u really enjoyed her presenting to my class in college during COVID (virtual of course). Congrats!! @CathFlowers

[TIME @TIME]

For Catherine Coleman Flowers, environmental justice is a human right.

“Throughout rural America people are living without working sanitation,” she tells TIME. “And that is an issue that should remain a priority no matter who’s in the White House” https://t.co/zdZctnADKE

[Abby @abollinger3939]

@jbenowitz1831 At the game as well! We’re right behind home plate but the upper section, so excited

[Abby @abollinger3939]

@editti22 @ literally every hockey game

[Abby @abollinger3939]

@editti22 Spotify stops tracking your stats November 1st and doesn’t start until January 1st, so now is the time to start listening to whatever you want without judgement in future wrapped reveals

[Positive Os Fan @TroyPurinton]

Ladies and Gentlemen…

Your Beloved Os will play October baseball in Camden Yards!

[Melanie Newman @MelanieLynneN]

This makes me look better than I deserve 😂 I didn’t duck or dodge i just fetal curled

[Abby @abollinger3939]

@MelanieLynneN Over on the first base side and I literally panicked and all the twins fans thought I was losing it