Abominable Aorta

Nontrad DO student. She/her. Loves bad puns. Just trying to stay part of the body. 🏳️‍🌈

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Just saw an email draft I don't remember writing that consists of only the word "Plan." #ADHD

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@reediekris @thesusan 😂

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@reediekris @thesusan Wasn't it a gift from the French though?

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@claredactyl @thefleetislate "None of This Nonsense, Please" <3

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@zfreinstatler Please be my therapist! I'm tired of having to educate my providers on queer topics and it would be great to feel from the outset like we might have more of a shared mode of discourse around gender and sexuality :-)

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@claredactyl I'm honestly glad that today was my 11th 12-hour shift in a row -- if I weren't so tired I'd be the whole 280 😬s

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😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

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@premedbabygroot Oh my dude, we've all been negged by better men than you.

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@claredactyl CURMUDGEONS UNITE.

ALONE.

IN OUR OWN HOMES.

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@reediekris Oh noooo come back popstickle courses

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@reediekris @supertailz THE WORST (but you are the best <3 <3 <3)

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DARVO: Deny, Attack, and Reverse Victim and Offender #CancelComlexPE https://t.co/9I7lPt5JPp

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@johntweetymctw1 @AzeemRathore_ Just to clarify, @AzeemRathore_ , I think this is asking to delete the tweet with the COM name in it

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@claredactyl

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I never want to hear the phrase "you were at the top of our waitlist" ever again. A near miss is so much worse than a "hell no."

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A LESBIAN STAGE MANAGER

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I’m just gonna say what needs to be said: we need to put a lesbian in charge of vaccine distribution.

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@claredactyl I know a guy who knows Dan Smith and apparently he will SORT OF teach you to play guitar 😮

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@mzrowan @CAwkward OMG SAME

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@CAwkward "I just drove 2 hours on a whim to help you move into a fourth-floor walkup, also brought my daughter with me because middle schoolers famously love disassembling Expedits, also didn't warn you first because it's just such a normal casual thing for friends to do, amirite?"

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@PedsPlntsPepprs Ugh, I hear you, mine too >_< I had a great time in UMich's virtual peds ophtho rotation -- there's no actual patient care so it's more like a class, but the profs are really nice, enthusiastic about the topic, and happy to have non-ophtho peds folk