jackie

I have a son now... I named him after vodka... what’s gonna happen when I have human children

[Between the Sheets Podcast @KDinthesheets]

writing a book is literally just making up wild scenarios in ur head // aka as an anxious person ive been training my whole life to be an author

[jackie @abookbitch]

I think my biggest bad habit is that if I spill water on my shirt and then on myself, I think it’s okay to proceed to clean the mess up with said shirt…

[jackie @abookbitch]

unrelated, I’m reading a romance novel where the king is about to kick the bucket and his granddaughter who had no idea she was royal has just been told she’s next in like for the throne

[jackie @abookbitch]

holy fuck the queen is dead

[jackie @abookbitch]

holy fuck the queen is dead

[Formula 1 @F1]

Formula 1 mourns the passing of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

[jackie @abookbitch]

does anyone else remember a time in middle school where you guzzled code red like it was the last drop of water left for your dying teenage body

[MedicatedWorldPeace @MedicatedWP]

A classic from a suspended account. I think about it and die laughing every time

[jackie @abookbitch]

Cackling.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Just showered & I’m smelling good asf who tryna chew on my labia like it’s a Polly Pocket skirt

[jackie @abookbitch]

Every once in a while I come back on Twitter and read the tweets my nemesis has uploaded… nothing against them. They’re just my nemesis

[Between the Sheets Podcast @KDinthesheets]

you think my life isn’t hard? every morning i have to wake up and my book boyfriends aren’t real

[Louise! @themouseyouknow]

Honey we have guests go and get the rouch

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Don’t care, didn’t ask, have perfect tits and opinions on everything

[Between the Sheets Podcast @KDinthesheets]

so no, reading didn’t give me knowledge or intellect. reading gave me a ✨praise kink✨

[IcyHot Patch @Icy_hotpatch]

Sorry I can't hang out I have to itch the mosquito bite on my ankle until I reach bone

[Between the Sheets Podcast @KDinthesheets]

being drop dead amazing at reading smut is the only thing keeping me alive rn

[jackie @abookbitch]

Casually sitting in all black with a spikey septum piercing at an MGK and Avril’s concert while quietly reading a romance novel during intermission… solid

[jackie @abookbitch]

fucking facts. But that’s more time for book boyfriends

[Between the Sheets Podcast @KDinthesheets]

the second you learn to stop giving a fuck about other people opinion of you, your phone is gonna be dry as hell