Amelia Bennett

Writing cheerleader. Plot consultant. Character builder. Developmental editing from start to finish. Helping you tell your story and do something different.

[Amelia Bennett @aBookwife]

No, men, you are allowed to grow hair naturally or remove it at will, just as women and non-binary individuals are. You are wonderfully made and do not deserve to be mocked.

Unless you don't tip generously. I'll straight mock you for that nonsense.

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

Dear fellow men in your 40s, you have hair coming out of your nose and ears. I don't know why your friends and family members are refusing to tell you this, but it's time to do something about it.

[Amelia Bennett @aBookwife]

@TheYootopian @TristanSnell Where do you think we get the raw materials?

[Amelia Bennett @aBookwife]

@ask_aubry I would have SHOUTED back, "THANKS THAT'S WHY I'M WEARING THESE."

[Amelia Bennett @aBookwife]

@ClearsightTv @hankgreen What do you think is in the syringe, if not a liquid based version of the virus?

[Amelia Bennett @aBookwife]

@todd_keisling I'm so proud of you.

[Amelia Bennett @aBookwife]

@gunplabrian @hankgreen IIZ IZZA is fire.

[Amelia Bennett @aBookwife]

Dreamed last night that I met @hankgreen and told him he should hire me. We were still trying to figure out what exactly I would be doing for #DFTBA when I woke up, though, which is a bummer. But he was all better, which was the best part.

[Amelia Bennett @aBookwife]

@LShalott They may have ingredients at their house. If the crisis allows, and you are close enough that it feels supportive and not intrusive, go to the home and cook for them using their pantry. Or complete other chores: dishes, laundry, cleaning the bathrooms, etc. Or drop off 🍩 & ☕️

[Amelia Bennett @aBookwife]

@jzux My family therapist contributed to the abuse, telling me (presenting s***idal ideation, age 11) what everyone else told her in their closed-door sessions, then explaining how each of their problems was really my fault.

[Amelia Bennett @aBookwife]

@jessin_progress And upward. I have so much faith in you! Please let me know how I can help. If you find yourself planning a trip out here, I have a guest room with your name on it.

[Amelia Bennett @aBookwife]

@jessin_progress Jess, I'm shocked speechless. What a horrible way to have the joy pulled out from underneath you. But I'm so, so proud.

[Amelia Bennett @aBookwife]

@inihelene @PepperSprout @torriangray Can we just imagine, for a moment, the chaos of a cat park?

[Amelia Bennett @aBookwife]

@todd_keisling @EtymologyKaren @CemeteryEbook Ew, she's tacky.

[Amelia Bennett @aBookwife]

@korinreid Right back at you! May the service you and yours provide be less complicated and result in less moral injury. 🥰 May future travels be free of bothersome interjections of every stripe!

[Amelia Bennett @aBookwife]

@korinreid I had a similar experience in 2003 when my husband was in Iraq. When I tell you I'm still seething...

[Amelia Bennett @aBookwife]

@clur19 I definitely had to learn from YouTube, or as I call it, University of Tube. Thank goodness for that vast resource, honestly.

[Amelia Bennett @aBookwife]

@jerichobrown At other times, and on multiple occasions, music.

[Amelia Bennett @aBookwife]

@jerichobrown My dad, a narcissist to whom I no longer speak, inexplicably showed up at my office within minutes of my having finally concocted a plan that I believed would cause the least amount of harm to my loved ones. I wish it had instead been someone that loves me, but at least I lived.

[Amelia Bennett @aBookwife]

@todd_keisling @cinapelayo @christophpaul_ @teachrobotslove @LezaCantoral @mjseidlinger I could never! For all I love her, I love you too! I might be your Bookwife, but you're my chosen brother. 🥰