alyssa boren

FAU alumni. cheerleading forever

[alyssa boren @aboren8190]

@djafrojack so sexy at STORY south beaxh tonight!!! Love youuu

[alyssa boren @aboren8190]

Currently drunk and begging my dog to cuddle #desperate #needcuddles #wine

[alyssa boren @aboren8190]

One hour into the superbowl party and already 4 shots in. #ohboy

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

My show's now on in China! 天天看. That says "Watch every day." You can retweet this, or tattoo it on your lower back.

[alyssa boren @aboren8190]

I only tweet shit I can't say to my boyfriend. like how he is annoying as fuh today. Ughh

[alyssa boren @aboren8190]

Not completely in love or rich. But 2014 will bring great adventures. Gotta love the progress you make.

[alyssa boren @aboren8190]

FOUND MISSING YOGA PANTS!!!

[alyssa boren @aboren8190]

This girl in my class right now. So annoying, go home!

[alyssa boren @aboren8190]

Returning christmas presents and buying them for someone else. Sick of giving every holiday for 4 years and getting nothing back. #endrant

[alyssa boren @aboren8190]

Going insane. My boyfriend has no clue how to have a distance relationship. I have no patience left.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

[alyssa boren @aboren8190]

They don't appreciate what we've been through. They only see it from the outside looking in.

[alyssa boren @aboren8190]

Planet of the Apes!

[alyssa boren @aboren8190]

Babysitting all day causes me to need some personal space and a beer.

[alyssa boren @aboren8190]

Why I want to get married: everything is cheaper if you split it with someone

[alyssa boren @aboren8190]

@General_Mills10 lol that made my night #hilarious

[alyssa boren @aboren8190]

@General_Mills10 I can't remember lol but I'm sure I would be dressed in something nicer if I was gettin some ;)

[alyssa boren @aboren8190]

I lost my favorite pair of yoga pants. How the hell does one lose pants?? So pissed

[alyssa boren @aboren8190]

Bottle of wine, bath and how the grinch stole christmas #holidaystyle

[alyssa boren @aboren8190]

You can't choose the family you're born into, but you can choose a family of friends. Always appreciate them, they made you who you are