AB.

don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things 🤘

[emma @do_not_test_me]

it is fucking crazy to me that people actually buy things off Temu. like are you insane? it’s the shopping equivalent of letting curiosity get the better of you and trying a spoonful of your dog’s wet food

[Cardi Rie @carierobins_]

Just seen a post that says “yea my hands may be full, but I’m just thankful they’re not empty” and I just- I really needed that reminder right now 🥹🤧

[💖 @twaniimals]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[AB. @aborlandd]

Why does @tacobell never want to @DoorDash to my house

[Hayley Reese Chow @HayleyReeseChow]

So this one time, a friend asked me to PLEASE read a book so we could talk about it.

I read it… and I was like, um… I didn’t really like it…

Her: *happily* I know, right? Neither did I!

And I think this is my villain origin story.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

People who accidentally found their doppelgängers in museums - a thread 🧵

[AB. @aborlandd]

@BrotiGupta After looking through this thread, I’m convinced my dog is a psychopath bc she tore her lamb chop up in one day 🥹

[AB. @aborlandd]

The way people are acting over a celebrity that doesn’t even know they exist 😮‍💨

[AB. @aborlandd]

I love seeing people’s confidence grow when they start working out. Fills my little heart up 🫶

[AB. @aborlandd]

I watched this so many times today and I could not stop laughing. She had time today 🤣

[💕💕💕 @TheeAnimeGuru_]

Sjsjsksks why she do her dad like that😭😭😭😭. Unprovoked

[ClassicMovieDigest @ClassicMovieDig]

Judy Garland and daughter, Liza Minnelli, 1947

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Had to do it to em

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

how i sleep at night knowing i’m my moms worst child

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Ross makes a list of Rachel’s pros and cons including: she is ditzy, too obsessed with her looks, and ‘just a waitress.’ He thinks apologizing means calling into a local radio show to dedicate a song to her. Later, he wants Rachel to quit her new job because she has an attractive coworker. He calls her to apologize about his jealousy, hears that her co-worker is at Rachel’s apartment, and decides to sleep with another woman because of it. His controlling and insulting behavior is seen as endearing and charming— rather than a red flag, reflecting his deep insecurities.

[AB. @aborlandd]

It’s hard to want to support your friends that don’t support you

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

The bounce off the ground LMFAOOOO

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

they should invent something other than time that heals all wounds