Anthony Borrelli

I like to think if I eat well rounded meals for my first two meals then for dinner I can treat my body like a brothel.

[Anthony Borrelli @aborrel2]

Marriage - my wife standing two feet from our front door, me upstairs in the bathroom;
Wife - “is it cold outside?”
Me - “I don’t know. Go check.”

W -“what?”
Me - go check”

Wife angrily - “I can’t hear you!”

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There will be no AC/DC or men at work leading up to this match

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The #BarstoolCup is tough to watch. Its like these people have used their feet only to walk to the ice cream machine. On the other side, it looks like @ConnerHKnapp was wearing the compression socks my grandfather used to keep his circulation in check.

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@Jerrythekid21 Bell injury, brown injury, shazier injury, bell injury, tuitt retiring early. Some really bad luck

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I find it funny that the worst team in the NL Central would be the third best team in the AL

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@BFW where does the JD/Cox scene from the finale fall in all times scrubs scenes?

My Fallen Idol
My Lunch
My Screwup
My Finale
My Odds (season 10 finale)?

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@JeffDLowe wakes up to his alarm going off. Rolls over, turns it off to see its 7 AM. Rubs his eyes, hears the birds chirping, yawns and says "lot of trivia left"

@TheDozenTrivia

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When did the @McDonalds toys become so terrible? My kids don’t need a replica drive through kiosk or a #HappyMeal box.

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@BFW Pittsburgh

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@BarstoolChief just like to point out Michael Angelo’s tomb and the inscription on the bottom.

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@StevenCheah A $1 AI video

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@VDOOZER The first two episodes really went back in time to bring the classic mix of humor and sentimentality (maybe a touch more sentimental). A great introduction to new cast members and awesome to see some old ones too (blink and you’ll miss the mickhead appearance). Excited for more

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#Scrubs reboot was great. Maybe it hit my nostalgia bone but I think it had the perfect blend of old style in a more modern time. They set it up great for the rest of the year. New cast are introduced great too

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The men’s and women’s @UShockey teams brought back that quintessential #Olympic feeling that has been missing for the last couple decades. Got to watch with my wife and two boys, screaming and cheering

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@TraiDay79 Sonos system is great. Easy to install, easy to adapt if you want to relocate speakers. Hooks up with an HDMI cable from the sound bar to the tv. I believe sound bars are required even with new generation of Sonos speakers.

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@EddieBarstool @Return_Of_RB @DanteTheDon WSD fumbled his last two picks. @DanteTheDon clears

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@TheCUTCH22 Cutch, this guy is looking for engagement for his next contract negotiation. Pirates fans know the type of player you are and I don’t care if you were crawling around the base paths, you would have earned it. You’re literally the highlight of any pirates fan under the age of 40.

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@TraiDay79 Do you see any value in having someone who has shown success in maturing young QBs? Is this a play to get the next franchise QB?

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@benrector is the Kennedy center show happening?

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@XfinitySupport I think your system is breached. Placed an order for phones Saturday, delivered today & someone called claiming to be xfinity rep stating a mistake was made and I had to send the phones back. How did they get my phone number? How did they know I ordered a phone?

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@roddyo62 @DomDiTommaso Myles* Big browns fan huh? Also, Deshaun Watson. Why don’t you sit this one out