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I am 2 seconds away from shitting on the concrete at 7/11 @cemeterypussy

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@lunarang3l 🤰

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You attack ONE gay man here come all his friends. Pack it up Rupaul's Drag Race

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Some of you bitches got PTSD (panties that stay dirty)

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How TF all bald mfs got a beard. Why ur hair growing upside down bro

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POV: you overhear me and my friend discussing our political views

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Not arguing with men anymore if we disagree I'm killing you

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@ollaasa 👬 you and your shoe size IQ

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@fuckbeebs what about it

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Ladies please do not wear flip flops if the bottom of your feet look like it still got birth certificate ink on them

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Accidentally took too many laxatives and just drank coffee. In a Starbucks bathroom fighting for my life RN

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@fuckbeebs Ur nose doesnt fit it but you still got it done????

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Imagine waking up as Ben Shapiro every single day for a lifetime no days off

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Traffic so crazy RN crossing the street feel like IRL Subway Surfers

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became friends with a 26 year old Portugeuese entrepreneur who got Looney Tunes drip cuz I told him I like his face tats now he hitting me up on IG. My life a movie but idk the genre