All Trees are Lesbians

I just want to make Missy Elliott proud 🌞 she/her

[All Trees are Lesbians @abortion_grouch]

You’re in his DMs. I’m helping his ex get an abortion. We are not the same.

[All Trees are Lesbians @abortion_grouch]

This popped in my head in the middle of the Sheep Detectives

[inde navarrette awards updates @slasherhomo]

you'd think i worked on the fucking movie the way i got so giddy reading this 😭😭😭😭😭

[All Trees are Lesbians @abortion_grouch]

Very disappointed to learn that the license plate that I thought said “hugepuss” actually said “hugpugs”

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

just imagine how powerful this must be to an american

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

Not liking me bc your friend don’t is real asf & I support you

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

I love movies and music. I also love to laugh and eat. That’s it

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[roark !! 🐌 #TEAMDAWN @roarkchop]

the name Nicole Paige Brooks sounds like a girl who gets kicked in the head by a horse and all the teachers make you sign a big card

[mary @elaine_stritch]

I have some ideas for how to improve The Pitt. first, put Perlah in every scene. If Perlah isn’t in a scene, all of the other characters should be asking “where’s Perlah?”

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

So im driving right. Then I just burst into tears

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy St PITrick's Day 🍀 Daleee

[Andrew Frye @itsandrewfrye]

The 2026 Best Picture Oscar Nominees as moments from Desperate Housewives (THREAD):

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER

[mary @elaine_stritch]

Timothee Chalamet at Phantom of the Opera: BOOOOOO THIS SHOULD BE PHANTOM OF THE PING PONG

[All Trees are Lesbians @abortion_grouch]

@laylaboxd Please tell me it’s Death Becomes Her 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[All Trees are Lesbians @abortion_grouch]

@jzux When I was studying for the bar, we did hundreds of practice questions together and they explained the concepts to me better than most of my professors could. They weren’t even a law student/lawyer, just a profoundly smart individual. Very sweet and supportive person.

[All Trees are Lesbians @abortion_grouch]

@filmbitten Thank you 💕 it was a long time ago but this post just reminded me of a nice memory. I do think that day to day wfh at a movie theater should put someone on house arrest though

[All Trees are Lesbians @abortion_grouch]

In the 90s, my dad would do this with his extra work on the weekends so he could spend more time with us 🥹🥹 he’d set it up under a jacket so the light wouldn’t bother anyone. I had it so good w him as my dad. Miss him daily.

[kendall @filmbitten]

this person using their free will to take a laptop into the movies and wfh DURING THE MOVIE is the most diabolical thing i have ever seen

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

The World is so Crazy right now… Sometimes a Player has just got to sit back and say……. Wow……

[merab ninidze pronoun headcanons @superbatbrained]

my fav part of That Scene with dr kelson and the jimmies is the fact that jimmy crystal knew kelson wasnt old nick yet he was the one going the most mental for it 😭 he just wanted to queen out for real