slag messiah

everything is satire.

[SoCal Cynic @PatrioticPerv]

I need 2028 to be like this

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

if I was a young person being told that the best our economic system can ever offer me is working longer and longer hours to live with more and more roommates and eat worse and worse food, I might start getting this crazy idea that we need a new economic system

[julia, u know ill nvr make a fool of ya @Nellythamenace]

You HAVE to enjoy life after you get off work or you gone feel like you slaving away. Like PLEASE go have drinks on a random Wednesday. YES do that beach picnic too. That’s right, go practice pottery on a Tuesday evening. That go to work, go home, go to work, go home shit is 0/10

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

Trump is now filing an emergency motion to stop his own lawsuit against the BBC because the BBC is looking into his finances during discovery.

[AP @alyzaphobic]

when i was younger i used to think when artists collaborated they would get together in the actual studio and have like a play date

[ً @artfuIchaos]

laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

[MaineJumbo🌲🦞 @MassJumbo]

We’re losing the ancient texts

[Flat Ranger - UT @UtahFlatRanger]

I'm told Affordability isn't a Problem

I'm told i can just cook at home

Yet, i can go through my Purchase History, the price for the Exact same Product and Exact same Weight has Doubled since 2023.

[prim @plntprim]

your political views do define you btw

[reframe n’ aim @reframenaim]

And it’s your duty to bounce back. You can’t afford not to.

[: @sn0oozey]

I just need a fucking one dance

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

this is legitimately what would happen if you gave a middle school boy $100 million dollars

[bena @playboybena]

how fat and gluttonous do you have to be to honk at someone in a drive thru

[mavsmarie @mavsmarie]

BUSH????

[SP @sspencerukk]

They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday on record

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

I've seen the sluttiest minds of my generation struck down by a barn wedding at 23

[Josh @AyeEider]

@bussianalabeija The original vid