Andrew Borys

Living the vida without the loca.

[Andrew Borys @aborys]

Cancelling all of my content subscriptions because I all I will be doing is watching this over and over.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

pardon me?

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

pardon me?

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

T-Pain Singing "Tennessee Whiskey" Is The Best Cover In The History Of Recorded Music https://t.co/UmbZDTxykG

[Andrew Borys @aborys]

Is Detective Crashmore considered a Christmas movie?

[Andrew Borys @aborys]

As documentary producer, Karl-Anthony Towns wants to ‘use my platform’ https://t.co/kTnmsj0Jn9

[Jim Irsay @JimIrsay]

I am heartbroken to hear of the passing of Matt Ulrich. Matt was with us only two seasons, but left his mark on many. Great guy, I hear he was a great dad---and he was a Super Bowl champ. My prayers to his family. 🙏

[Andrew Borys @aborys]

@AdamSchefter @OzTheMentalist The Jets had this guy in their locker room and he didn’t even tell Rodgers what was going to happen in the first game. Jerk.

[Andrew Borys @aborys]

@GetSpectrum just had the balls to run a commercial about how great they are at anticipating problems. I have an anticipated problem - I am not going to be able to watch college football (again) tomorrow because you and @Disney have decided your customers are collateral damage.

[Andrew Borys @aborys]

Got some "reduced fat" swiss cheese for my sandwich today which, as far as I can tell, just means they made the holes bigger. #TechnicallyTrue

[Andrew Borys @aborys]

Does anyone know if Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers is impacted by the strike?

[Andrew Borys @aborys]

The @kristenschaaled painting in the What We Do in the Shadows has cracked me up each time.

[Andrew Borys @aborys]

What happens first - do people get good at UFC and then get a bunch of bad tattoos? Or does getting a bunch of bad tattoos make you better at UFC?

[Andrew Borys @aborys]

The writer's strike is probably saving production companies hearing pitches that start "It's like the Office, but at Peloton" multiple times a day.

[Andrew Borys @aborys]

Theory: there is a population of people in college around about 2000 to 2008 where Garden State is a masterpiece of cinema. And anyone else feels it’s derivative and obvious. But man…it’s on HBO right now and I know I won’t go to bed until it’s over I love it so much.

[Andrew Borys @aborys]

#Knicks second half shooting was so cold Randle was wearing a stocking cap on the bench. #KnicksvsHeat

[Andrew Borys @aborys]

Bring a #Timberwolves fan is extremely trying all the time. Need to pivot and just go all in on being a Harlem Globetrotters fan.

[Andrew Borys @aborys]

I have been listening to them (him?) for a solid 2 decades and only learned tonight Iron and Wine is just one dude named Sam.

[Andrew Borys @aborys]

Episode 3 of Cunk On Earth is one of the funniest things I have ever watched. I need more of this show.

[Andrew Borys @aborys]

Writers room of Last Of Us episode 3: What if we did the first 10 minutes of Up, but make it 70 minutes long?