Abubakar Jobe

[Abubakar Jobe @abou_jobe]

Your 20’s are not for comfort zones.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Everyone looks okay until you have an honest, deep conversation with them. Then you’ll realize that this is a sad generation of people struggling to survive behind smiling faces and pretty pictures.

[Arafat PMP® @oil_shaeikh]

Hujja Jari, ba a bin Malam bashin Hujja

[Alex Oluwatobi @alexlobaloba]

adult friendships require grace. People are busy. People are healing. people are growing. people are taking time for self-care just like you. don’t mistake less communication for less love. check in, not out.

[Arafat PMP® @oil_shaeikh]

Dear @dikko_radda @fatimatukr @Miqdad_Jnr @AbuKusada @MSIngawa @Necessary_Cho
Your brother @Mustaphajibia A sickle cell warrior, suffering for decades with this affliction is in need of your immediate assistance to be operated upon to ease his pain.
As Prominent Children of Katsina, I believe you’ll come through for him by Allah’s grace while we also do our best.
He needs 3.5million naira only to undergo this surgery.
Kindly assist.
Jazakallahu khairan.

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

Nepal youths fight for right, Nigeria youths fight for Rice.. ☝️🏧

[Dan Bello @BelloGaladanchi]

Nigeria has finally found its true destiny: not in satellites, not in science, not in industry—but in a big steaming pot of Guinness-certified rice. While other nations are busy cracking nuclear fusion and inventing AI that can write symphonies, our heroes are sweating over bags most likely imported from Thailand and stove made in China, to break the record for “Biggest Cooking of Jellof Rice.”

The government is furious. Not because they hate rice—after all, rice is their official campaign promise and retirement package—but because the cooked rice is being given freely to hungry citizens. And how dare you? How dare you fill the stomachs of the poor when hunger is the government’s number one instrument of policy! If people stop being hungry, who will clap for bags of rice during elections?

Kudos to the 100% Nigerian invented hunger. The crowd cheers as if the discovery of electricity has just happened in Nigeria. “World record!” they scream, as though the rice itself has defeated poverty.

In South Korea, they’re building robots that perform surgery. In Germany, they’re designing cars that drive themselves. In China, they’re building entire cities from scratch in a year. In Nigeria? We are immortalizing the heroic act of “stirring jellof rice.” A nation that cannot produce a single matchstick has just conquered the art of cooking for Guinness glory.

But don’t worry—our leaders will soon arrive, wearing agbadas like parachutes, to cut ribbons, take selfies, and announce that Nigeria is now “a global power in jellof rice cooking.” And the poor, bellies temporarily full, will clap with greasy hands while the government secretly plots the next round of hunger.

Because in Nigeria, science is imported, technology is borrowed, the economy is mortgaged—but hunger? Hunger is the only local content we have perfected

[• @Al__Quraan]

“Your Lord has neither forsaken you nor hates you”

— Al Qur’aan [93:3]

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

i've mastered the art of acting tired instead of admitting im sad

[Makhanya @_Makhanya_]

Welcome back it's me Peter Drury and alongside me is Jim Beglin and we welcome you back to the Premier League, a league we all love

[Abubakar Jobe @abou_jobe]

@HafsatUmarFaruq Exactly why it's called Halal Hug 😂

[Senator Shehu Sani @ShehuSani]

The present and future crop of Nigerian leaders should take lessons from the wave of unrefined emotions of Nigerians in the last 48hours;a new generation of retributive citizens have evolved:unrestrained in their anger,unfiltered in their bitterness and unforgiving in their souls.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i’m going to teach my kids that their sibling is the most important person in their life. you take care of each other by all means possible 🫶🏾

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

No offense but if someone is excited about something and you make them feel stupid for being excited about it you are the worse type of person.

[Abubakar Jobe @abou_jobe]

@realDonaldTrump @grok explain this in Hausa terms, please

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Normalize praying. People aren't jealous of material things anymore. They're jealous of your Aura, your Personality, the way people love and support you. Your natural leadership abilities. Things money can't buy.

[Adnan Yaradua @Adnanyaradua]

We urgently appeal to the authorities to intervene and restore staff livelihoods.
#SaveEhconstaff
#Nosalaryfor18months

[Abubakar Jobe @abou_jobe]

18 months without pay has taken a toll on EHCON staff following the federal gov't's budget cut. Help is needed!
#SaveEhconstaff #NoSalaryFor18Months

[Adnan Yaradua @Adnanyaradua]

https://t.co/LAAFrQ01Qk

[Ummita❤️ @Ladyposhhhhh]

The recent removal of budgetary allocation by the federal government has placed an immense burden on the staff of EHCON, creating unprecedented hardship for 18 months without salary/allowances.

#SaveEhconstaff
#Nosalaryfor18months

[Adnan Yaradua @Adnanyaradua]

https://t.co/LAAFrQ01Qk