Ali B

if you read my tweets no you didn’t ~ she/her

[Ali B @abow52]

Poppin wasabi peas in the zoom room just to feel something

[Ali B @abow52]

When are grocery stores going to admit the reason they think they need multiple security guards to deter theft is not (primarily) happening at the door but at the self checkout machines they installed that removed actual helpful employees that improved customer experience

[Ali B @abow52]

@AceAnbender Alternatively: O’Rielly Autoparts

[Ali B @abow52]

🚨 🚨🚨alert Ben built matching beds for us and pepper alert alert 🚨🚨🚨

[Ali B @abow52]

Busy tweet, but my dog threw up and I saved the day by throwing my work notebook under her face as a shield from the carpet and when I bemoaned having to throw away all my notes my bf looked and said “idk seems fine this page just says ‘lol help’ all over it” and it was true 🫠✌️

[Ali B @abow52]

Tbh until my senators abolish the senate they are not doing enough

[Ali B @abow52]

Tbh until there are brawls on the senate floor my senators are not doing enough

[Ali B @abow52]

@SenatorSinema You are enabling this violence. End the filibuster and act.

[Deborah Bloom @deborahebloom]

If Roe is overturned, local Planned Parenthood leaders in the Pacific Northwest say they're anticipating a 234% increase in abortion care being sought in Oregon and Washington, citing the Guttmacher Institute.

[Ali B @abow52]

@SenStabenow Bruh I’m gonna need to see more from you than this

[Ali B @abow52]

😩

[Ali B @abow52]

@samseurynck @FriedJodie Or could it just be the romance of the Jackson road location 2010-2012 skewing our judgement

[Ali B @abow52]

@FriedJodie Yes

[Ali B @abow52]

What vibe are we giving off to invite this??? Why did pepper do nothing to defend my honor?????

[Ali B @abow52]

Ok this happened again but this time the dog peed on ME

[Ali B @abow52]

A random dog just came up to pepper at the park, immediately lifted his leg, and PEED DIRECTLY ON HER. I cannot BELIEVE the disrespect omg

[Ali B @abow52]

Cheers to a tall girl and her small dog

[Ali B @abow52]

Huge day for ali

[Ali B @abow52]

Accidentally joined a zoom call with my boss sipping from this airbnb mug

[Ali B @abow52]

@IBJIYONGI and 2/2^2/22 :)