Andrew Bower

He/him. Not a perfect ally, but I’m gonna keep trying my best.

[Andrew Bower @abower9500]

Got drunk last night and bought a book from Amazon about a shipment of rubber duckies that sank in the middle of the ocean and scientists tracked where the ducks ended up to learn more about currents, and honestly its so on brand for me

[Andrew Bower @abower9500]

@macmakesthings

[Andrew Bower @abower9500]

@macmakesthings

[Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane @NondairyGiant]

I'm sorry to be telling you this Mrs. Johnson, but Kyle is in the 98th percentile for cringe.

[Andrew Bower @abower9500]

@NondairyGiant Hehe... shaft

[Andrew Bower @abower9500]

It's weird that the value of our money has increased drastically over the last several decades, yet the demoninations remain the same. Give me a $500 bill and get rid of the penny

[Andrew Bower @abower9500]

Honestly though this is good prep for when we all watch Kanye beat Pete Davidson's ass live on Weekend Update

[Andrew Bower @abower9500]

We've seen how Chris Rock handles getting slapped on live TV, now let's try it with other comedians. Put Kevin Hart on stage, send Will up there, and let's what happens

[Andrew Bower @abower9500]

Hey @fromsoftware_pr I'm not sure who designed the Fallingstar Beast, but please make sure they get some therapy

[Andrew Bower @abower9500]

@kittenz__ I still have all of mine, I can't bring myself to part with it

[Andrew Bower @abower9500]

@hog_mild I am getting a lot of enjoyment from saying "well that's a slap in the face" every time one of them kills me

[Andrew Bower @abower9500]

@hog_mild I actually have a pretty good tactic for victory against the hands

Step 1: Start running
Step 2: Don't stop running

It works about 30% of the time

[Andrew Bower @abower9500]

@hog_mild They really designed the enemies in Caria Manor well, you have to hand it to them

[Andrew Bower @abower9500]

@NondairyGiant What's Nuked?

[Andrew Bower @abower9500]

OUTLAW COUNTRY!!!!!

Also sad girl music

[Andrew Bower @abower9500]

@ArielDumas

[Andrew Bower @abower9500]

It would be titled "Of Course OJ Did It, I Mean Come On"

(This joke dedicated to Norm MacDonald)

[Andrew Bower @abower9500]

@monicaaflick I could introduce you to some people

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@Snow_Blacck