Chris Banaszek

[Chris Banaszek @aboybano]

Hey @rianjohnson, thanks for the pic and for being a great dude. Awesome to have you out mingling with those of us in line!

[Chris Banaszek @aboybano]

@DaltonRoss need some clarification on how Chrissy/Coach are officially recorded here:

13th place Chrissy
12th place Coach
Since that's how they were snuffed?

co-13th place?
co-12th place?
co-12.5 place?

How does the $$$ work?

Need an official result for a fantasy contest

[Chris Banaszek @aboybano]

I love you @StevenACohen2 #LFGM

[Chris Banaszek @aboybano]

@BarstoolLurch Was just there for my first time last week and there's only one correct answer here:

$6. Fried Bologna. Bag of Chips. Moon Pie. PBR.

Go to town.

[Chris Banaszek @aboybano]

@ghostfinder re-reading Shadow of the Sith - it's now been out for over 2 years...

Has enough time passed for some sort of explanation or hint as to the Yupe Tashu/Aftermath discrepancy?

Are we going to learn more any time soon? Any details at all you can share?

Thank you!!

[Chris Banaszek @aboybano]

@RiggsBarstool Apologies if somehow how I missed this being posted or talked about somewhere, but did you see the @petermillar Pinehurst commercial?

https://t.co/ltuxL9S93t

As close to a ***MUST WATCH*** as any golf commercial in history. Goosebumps.

[Chris Banaszek @aboybano]

@RearAdBsBlog unrelated but absolutely related: is this guy the worst Wordle player of all time? 5 days in a row of needing all 6 guesses is genuinely shocking.

[Chris Banaszek @aboybano]

@barstoolsports @ConnerHKnapp Just for clarification: security at Terminal C is almost always sub-5 minutes. It's a totally different experience than A & B. It's currently only JetBlue + international flights.

A & B are 🤮. Terminal C by itself might be the single best airport in the country.

[Chris Banaszek @aboybano]

@MerriamWebster DESPERATELY need clarification.

Having a debate over the meaning of "elope." As language evolves, the meaning is shifting, as noted in "The Changing Meaning of Elope".

question: if the definition HAS shifted, why is the "modern" definition not listed officially?

[Chris Banaszek @aboybano]

I don't say this lightly or with hyperbole:

@lyft has the worst customer service I've ever experienced. An absolute disaster. They truly couldn't care less about me, my data, or the fact they allowed someone to steal my CC info.

Take @Uber instead.

cc @AskLyft @davidrisher

[Chris Banaszek @aboybano]

hi @davidrisher -Not sure what else to do: someone stole my info on Lyft. Fraud plain+simple. The service response has been awful. Your team is not taking this seriously. I feel stuck. Not a threat, @lyft will be fine w/o me, but no way I can ever use Lyft again after this. Help.

[Chris Banaszek @aboybano]

@AskLyft what are we doing here?

Someone across the country uses my card for a ride. I get a receipt for a ride thousands of miles away from me.

I keep being told "your other account." I don't have another account. Fraud happens, but the refusal to truly assist is stunning

[Chris Banaszek @aboybano]

@JustinRayGolf How badly do the -8s skew this?

[Chris Banaszek @aboybano]

@johnhuggan For all the talk of LIV gutting the European side, this is a diabolically good foundation that can absolutely compete.

Rory, Rahm, Hovland is as good as trio as exists in golf.

Red, white, and blue by a zillion though 🇺🇲

[Chris Banaszek @aboybano]

Most important question of this whole thing: does this mean the LIV bots will finally shut the fuck up?

@RiggsBarstool

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

So it wasn't actually about railing against a monopoly in golf, I guess.

[Chris Banaszek @aboybano]

@mrmckee

[Chris Banaszek @aboybano]

@PhilMickelson Ah yes, would really speak to your character to voluntarily work with or for awful human beings

Oh, wait a second....

[Chris Banaszek @aboybano]

With respect to Dr. @karaalaimo, this is EXACTLY why growing the game is important

Accessibility - especially for women - in golf impacts way more than the game itself.

Relationships of all kinds are forged on the course. Making the game more accessible for EVERYONE is crucial

[CNN Opinion @CNNOpinion]

“Women have less time for leisure because we do the majority of the child care and domestic labor in our homes. So we certainly don’t have time to take up golf — and shouldn’t have to in order to get ahead in our careers,” writes @karaalaimo https://t.co/o4fU32DB6k

[Chris Banaszek @aboybano]

@the4majorsgolf @flushingitgolf Ah yes, looking for an "expiration date" for 9/11 is always a good sign that you're on the right side of history....

But sure, Brandel is the issue here 😂😂😂😂