P. John Bell

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[P. John Bell @aboynamedPat]

Don’t you bring that negative energy near me.... Ain’t NOBODY got time for that !!!

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

Notice how socialists never talk about seizing the wealth of George Soros or any of the other multi-billionaires who bankroll their operations. They would be praising Elon to the sky, and vigorously protecting his wealth, if he were politically on their side.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

Socialism is when you watch the World Cup from a luxury booth.

[P. John Bell @aboynamedPat]

Legit makes my skin crawl

[NBA @NBA]

👋 @taylorswift13!

[Cooper deGrom @skostyboi]

I guess this will teach him to stop pretending to accidentally lose his helmet

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

Help me understand America.

Why is it that liberal athletes are celebrated for speaking out politically, while conservative athletes are criticized for doing the same thing?

When athletes supported Obama, they were praised by the media, corporations, sports leagues, and Hollywood. Nobody called it “dangerous” or “polarizing.”

The same thing happened in 2016, when many athletes attended Hillary Clinton rallies, publicly supported her, and openly campaigned for her.

But when conservative athletes express their opinions, they are told to stay quiet, while liberal athletes are applauded for doing the exact same thing.

Americans can see the double standard.

[Chris Broussard @Chris_Broussard]

YES!!!! Wemby-Jalen, Spurs-Knicks - it’s gonna be DELICIOUS! (WCF was Delicious too)

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

Dylan Harper with a season saving move👏

Castle gets up, maybe gets a tech/ejection who knows what would have happened. Well done rook

[Zachary @osuzack]

Imagine SGA leaving for the Spurs next year. Imagine how pathetic that would be.

Yeah, I’m not over it. Sue me.

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

the entire world watching OKC lose game 7:

[P. John Bell @aboynamedPat]

Clearly no one here has seen Jurassic Park?

[Colossal Biosciences® @colossal]

BREAKTHROUGH: Colossal scientists hatched healthy chicks from artificial eggs.

No shells. No hens. Just bioengineered eggs that breathe like the real thing.

This could help bring back giant extinct birds like the South Island giant moa, whose eggs were ~80x a chicken’s. (1/10)

[Bones🇺🇸🇵🇹🇫🇷 @Boness305]

ts so corny bro

[Kyle Becker @kylenabecker]

BREAKING: Victor Wembayama has become the first immigrant to be ejected from Minnesota

[P. John Bell @aboynamedPat]

@NBA FEIW, If/when the Sixers get eliminated from the playoffs, I will not be watching another minute of the NBA until the OKC foul/flopping problem is fixed. I’m one guy, but there’s thousands like me out there. I hope they all follow suit. Adam Silver is ruining the sport.

[P. John Bell @aboynamedPat]

@oliviannbell @hermithick @LagunaBiotchIG Lmao wow I honestly somehow missed this before I sent it to you on IG. Waves

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Elizabeth Warren when it’s time to be wrong about something:

[Yogi @Houseofyogi]

Spirit Airlines died tonight at the hands of the socialist crusader, Elizabeth Warren

She must be so proud to add another casket to her achievements.

Tonight at 3am, Spirit turns off the lights. 14,000 jobs gone. 30+ smaller airports lose service.

JetBlue offered $3.8 BILLION in cash to buy Spirit in 2022. Shareholders, flight attendants union, literally everyone voted yes.

The combined company would have held 9% of the US market against a Big 4 that already owned 80%.

For anyone who understands numbers: 9% isn’t a monopoly against 80%.

Warren said no.

She wrote letters. She pressured Buttigieg. Biden’s DOJ sued. A federal judge killed the deal in January 2024.

Her argument: the merger would cost consumers $1 billion a year.

Now look at her collateral damage she dusts under the rug.

510 pilots gone in the months after. 1,800 flight attendants furloughed in December.

14,000 jobs in 2023. 7,500 last week. Zero tonight.

And that’s just the people in Spirit uniforms.

Catering goes. Fuel guys go. Baggage crews, gate agents, airport coffee shops, hotels and rental cars in 70 cities Spirit flew to. Every airline job carries 3 more on its back.

40,000 people out of work because of one woman’s moronic crusade against the market.

And the math ain’t mathing.

Spirit abandoned 90 routes during the death spiral. Fares on those routes are up 14% on average. Oakland to Newark: $135 to $288. Fort Myers to San Juan: $92 to $219. Kansas City to Newark up 66%.

That’s reality. Not some BS number from a “study.”

So @SenWarren tell me how this saves the consumer money?

Cheap carriers in a market drop fares 21% across the board. Southwest did this in the 90s and saved Americans $68 BILLION over 20 years.

Warren killed it. That’s what moronic politicians led by socialism do.

Then with her own blind arrogance, she tweeted Spirit’s collapse is “a Biden win for flyers.”

A win.

14,000 people are reading termination letters tonight.

And she’s taking credit.

This is socialism in 2026.

A senator who’s never made payroll thinks she knows how to run a market better than the people who own and work in the company.

She saved you a billion on imaginary paper.

She cost you ten times that in real life.

She didn’t protect consumers from anything.

14,000+ will go from working to welfare.

She will make sure to blame billionaires, hardworking tax payers, AI, capitalism and whatever monster they will make up tomorrow hiding under your bed.

Higher taxes. Fewer jobs. More expensive everything.

She called it a win. I hope you enjoy winning.

[P. John Bell @aboynamedPat]

@NBA that ref should be fired ON THE SPOT for that foul call on Tyrese Maxey against Jaylen Brown. Absolutely insane

[litquidity @litcapital]

BREAKING: Socialist unsurprisingly runs out of other people’s money.

[HeroOfTheDay @Hero_OfThe_Day]

Lu Dort just injured another team’s star player!! 🤯🤯

The OKC Thunder are ruining the @NBA!! 🔥🔥

(Via @MrBuckBuckNBA)

[nick wright @getnickwright]

A Dort suspension with the league’s official rationale being “We’re sick of this shit. Cut it out.” would be totally reasonable.